Please Forgive Me For Being Vain, But There’s So Much More That I Want To Say. This PIT That’s Been

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"  because,  usually,  when  the  last  scene  has  been  filmed  or  the  curtain's  closing,  the  story  dies.  sure,  maybe  there  will  be  another  remake.  or  a  vhs  tape  to  watch.  but  the  story  is  over.  and i  don't  want  this  to  be  over.  i'm  scared,  astra  i  really  am.  what  if  this  is  the  end  of  us?  "

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barbie vc : THE 5 SECOND RULE !!!! LET'S GRAB THEM

KENNETH CARSON [ PLAYED BY @story1ines ] : you can't do all of this by yourself.

if  there's  one  thing  that  characterizes  this  barbie  is  her  utter,  shameless  defiance.  the  urge  to  oppose  ken  sitting  on  the  tip  of  her  tongue.  yet,  a  smile  tugs  on  freshly  rouged  lips,  melodic  chuckle  reverberating.  meanwhile  the  outcome  was  imprevisible,  barbie  would've  tried  relentlessly  —  until  all  attempts  failed  before  her.  batted  eyelashes  flicker  towards  him,  as  she's  made  the  final  decision.    "  you're  so  right,  ken.  i  don't  know  what  would  i  do  without  you!  "    she  uttered,  straightening  her  posture.  barbie  knew  she  could  carry  her  pastel  colored  baggages  to  her  car,  but  it  was  only  fair  to  give  ken  a  chance  to  help  her  ;  it  was  all  about  manners,  right?  barbies,  though  entirely  capable  of  doing  anything  they  set  their  mind  to,  allowed  kens  to  feel  relied  on.  it  was  how  it  has  always  been.  some  unwritten  rule  in  their  bright,  pink  world.

twirling  on  her  heels,  barbie  turned  towards  ken  and  leaned  on  to  give  him  a  peck  on  his  cheek  before  quickly  pulling  away  and  wipe  the  stain  she'd  left.  though  macabre  thoughts  have  taken  a  toll  on  her  psyche,  nothing  could  obliterate  her  very  core  —  her  appreciation  for  those  in  barbieland.    "  you  can  grab  the  bigger  one  and  i  carry  the  purses.  is  that  okay?  "    she  queried,  glancing  back  and  forth  between  the  baggages  and  ken.  oh  no!  cue  the  heavy  sentiment  weighing  on  her  chest  as  she  began  second  guessing  her  decision  to  venture  into  the  real  world.  she  had  every  reason  to  follow  through,  but  something  was  keeping  her  back  ;  perhaps  it  was  ken's  kindness  or  the  thought  of  not  seeing  midge  or  the  other  barbies  for  a  long  time.  she  shakes  her  head,  trying  to  brush  off  this  idea.  though  it  is  the  wrong  choice,  as  it  becomes  heavier  with  each  passing  second.    "  i'm  just  so  excited  to  see  what's  out  there!  do  you  think  i  have  what  i  need?  "    a  lie  well  performed  —  after  all,  there's  a  reason  she  was  actress  barbie.

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

"  as  we  always  do,  "    a  bright  smile  upon  pink  glossed  lips  as  she's  laying  one  arm  around  midge's  shoulders,  pulling  her  closer,    "  when  haven't  we  though?  i  swear  i  can't  think  of  even  one  single  moment  in  time  when  we  didn't  accomplish  whatever  we  set  our  minds  to.  "    and  it  was  all  because  of  midge's  presence  in  her  life  ;  note  to  the  reader,  this  barbie  wouldn't  have  survived  more  than  a  week  without  her  best  friend.  barbie  needed  midge  in  her  life  more  than  she  needed  ken  –  as  atrocious  as  it  sounds,  it  was  true.  there  were  many  types  of  love  out  there  and  if  barbie  had  to  pick  one,  she'd  always  choose  the  platonic  one  with  midge  over  the  romantic  one  with  ken.  doll  lovers  come  and  go,  but  doll  friendships  last  forever.

"  have  i  told  you  i  love  you  today?  because  i  do,  i  love  you  midge!  "

Let me make it clear:

If We Ship Together? You can throw starters and asks at my muse(s) anytime. Bombard me in IMs with headcanons and aesthetics. You don't need to ask my permission. Oh, and by the by, my little chickadee? Have fun shaking me off your blog if we ship it hardcore, together.

See you in hell 💋💋💋 ...jk ilu

❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜

🙶  this  thing’s  broken  beyond  repair.  🙷  shoulders  rise  and  fall,  she  wasn’t  talking  about  the  device  in  her  hands.  this  barbie  didn’t  have  any  expectations  and  somehow  still  winded  up  disappointed.  the  path  for  fame  seemingly  built  with  sea  sand  –  and  she’s  wearing  high  heels.  slowly  &  steadily  falling  down,  not  grounding  into  reality  but  deep  inside  her  own  fears  and  terrors.  🙶  oh.  oh!  you  meant  this.  🙷  a  bright  smile  flashed  his  way,  automatic  &  industrialized.  slender  digits  click  on  all  buttons  once  more,  hoping  for  the  best,  but  to  no  avail.  🙶  i  stand  by  what  i  said.  i  think  i  just  bought  a  defective  one.  🙷  a  stupid  walkman  was  slid  towards  him,  whether  eddie  fixed  it  or  not,  it  didn’t  matter.

spell out your url using song titles. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url.

b 𑁊 barbie world by nicki minaj ft. ice spice 4 𑁊 4 minutes by madonna ft. justin timberlake r 𑁊 ready for it? by taylor swift b 𑁊 boss bitch by doja cat i 𑁊 i'm just ken by ryan gosling e 𑁊 easier by masionair r 𑁊 running up that hill by kate bush o 𑁊 ocean eyes by billie eilish b 𑁊 break your heart by taio cruz ft. ludracris e 𑁊 enemy by imagine dragons ft. jid r 𑁊 ready or not by bridgit mendler t 𑁊 thank u next by ariana grande s 𑁊 s & m by rihanna

stolen from @astrapink

tagging: keep the thievery going

NEW GIRL 04.02 “Dice”

as promised , below the cut you can find my lil collection of barbie movies

the order is : barbie as the princess and the pauper ( first row left ) , barbie of swan lake ( first row right ) , barbie in the nutcracker ( 2nd now left ) , barbie as rapunzel ( 2nd row right )

there's also fairytopia stuck in the vhr for almost 2 decades ... if any1 has suggestions as to how to take it out , please do let a girl know ... the vhr doesn't eject automatically & tbh i don't think it works anymore . it does light up , it murmurs in ancient tongues when i press buttons like play / rewind / stop but that's about it .

i remember coming back from elementary school only to hop on pc for barbie horse adventure riding camp . those were the golden days . to this day i am thankful for the family friend that somehow got me this game when he realized letting an 8 year old play counter strike , shooting people and giggling wasn't okay . if any1 else played the game , do ya'll remember the glitch that transported you to another place that was inside this waterfall thing ? my memory may be skewed idk but i really loved that game . hence why it was so funny to me that horses were part of the movie . like hell yeah , horses rule !!!! speaking of this , later on today i will visit my grandma who found my barbie vhs tapes and the vcr . will update this post / reblog with the vhs tapes once i have them . i may also still have my horse toy from barbie , not too sure . can you tell your girl was into patriarchy horses ?