🍎 。:*• ─ CHRISTMAS PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. › ( a compilation of various christmas/holiday-themed pick-up lines taken from various sources, for muses who are feeling flirty this holiday season ! feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses. note: numbers 21 to 40 can be nsfɯ, so please read at your own risk ! )
nice & funny : 1. ❝ There’s snow one like you ! ❞ 2. ❝ When we met, it was love at frost sight ! ❞ 3. ❝ I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ 4. ❝ Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice ! ❞ 5. ❝ Are you Christmas ? Because I want to merry you. ❞ 6. ❝ There’s snow place like your arms this Christmas ! ❞ 7. ❝ Do you live in an igloo ? Because you’re pretty cool ! ❞ 8. ❝ I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made me melt. ❞ 9. ❝ If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you. ❞ 10. ❝ I’ll be home for Christmas — and I want you to come with me. ❞ 11. ❝ You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree ! ❞ 12. ❝ I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright ! ❞ 13. ❝ The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart. ❞ 14. ❝ Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season ! ❞ 15. ❝ I don’t have a Christmas list, because you’re already the best gift. ❞ 16. ❝ It’s the season of giving, so you should give me your phone number. ❞ 17. ❝ Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree ? Because you’re a star ! ❞ 18. ❝ Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake ! ❞ 19. ❝ Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ? ❞ 20. ❝ If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round. ❞ naughty & sexy : 21. ❝ Let’s make this a not-so-silent night. ❞ 22. ❝ Let me help you out of that ugly sweater… ❞ 23. ❝ I want to fill you up with my… holiday spirit. ❞ 24. ❝ How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight ? ❞ 25. ❝ The only package I want this Christmas is yours. ❞ 26. ❝ We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead. ❞ 27. ❝ Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. ❞ 28. ❝ Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight. ❞ 29. ❝ Is your name Winter ? Because you’ll be coming soon. ❞ 30. ❝ Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. ❞ 31. ❝ Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight. ❞ 32. ❝ Are you ornaments ? Because I want you all over my tree. ❞ 33. ❝ You’re the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning. ❞ 34. ❝ Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on. ❞ 35. ❝ Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ? ❞ 36. ❝ I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re much hotter ! ❞ 37. ❝ Do you like the song “Jingle Bells” ? Because we could go all the way… ❞ 38. ❝ Are you looking for a tree topper ? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ❞ 39. ❝ I just got some mistletoe. How about we go back to my place and try it out ? ❞ 40. ❝ I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas ? ❞
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barbie did not have much going on for the holidays — if you disconsider the giant blowout party with all her friends, acquaintances and other people she's worked with over the years on movie sets and the dj she hired to mix christmas tunes. it was just another typical night preceding a holiday from her perspective. eartha kitt's santa baby was resonating throughout her residence as she gracefully transversed across the tiny cliques, trying to make brief conversations with each of them, until her cerulean optics laid upon sheldon. everlasting beam that graced her features spread even wider whilst high heels clicked underneath the porcelain floor as she made her way towards @sheldoney. ❛❛ there you are! what do you think of this party? ❜❜ she queried over the loud music, leaning ever so slightly towards him. ❛❛ oh. oh! ❜❜ cue a sudden exclaim as her gaze drifted upward towards one of the many mistletoes she put around the house to surprise the guests. as it turns out, it also came as a surprise for barbie herself. index finger points skyward, ❛❛ d'ya know what they say about standing under the mistletoe, right? may i? ❜❜ a light nod of the head follows, as she stares at him, waiting for an answer. barbie, mindful of mutual respect, refrained from seizing the moment outright, opting instead to observe tradition with a sense of decorum.
something’s not right from within and it irks her not being able to put a label on it. usually, if it were something from outside, the barbie doctors and nurses would have fixed it – worst case scenario, she’d go to weird barbie, but only if necessary. and, despite the turmoil from within, she slowly raised her hand to wave at @nobelbarbie, the smile plastered across her features forced and visibly broken. anything could’ve been broken but not the smile! that was plainly outrageous. ❝ hi barbie. ❞ the low vocals in her tone have blown her cover away ; not that she tried to hide it. not that she knew how anyway. this was her first time experiencing such – what’s the word for it? weird? icky? maybe bleh? probably bleh. a bleh feeling. ❝ i, uhm, wanted to ask you something, it’s from your field and uhm, ❞ for someone who learned hundreds of lines by heart, struggling with words in this manner is sad to watch. ❝ can you explain me what time really is? ❞ there was some sort of cohesivity, but truth was, barbie has been plagued by mortal fears, seemingly forgetting that she’s a doll.
" that sounds terrible. " there was no hesitation, opinion poured straight from the blood pumping heart of hers. barbie couldn't even imagine how that felt like, but she could empathize — as much as her psyche allowed, that is. " please, take them all. and if there's anything you want, i'll try my best to provide. " the deed, albeit pure and benevolent in its nature, was also the catalyst for the unknown she's growing curious about.
" ho - how is it? " she fell in the very trap she's set herself. " i mean, it sounds like – it's eating you from the inside out. are there any benefits from being a … vampire? " manicured brow quirks upward, half a smile finding its way upon her countenance.
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favorite color : purple (bc it's made from both blue and red which i also enjoy but didn't want to make this too long)
song stuck in your head : brasileira by killa fonic / i'm just ken by ryan gosling
last song you listened to : pinky promise by neffex ft. neoni
3 favorite foods : pizza, pasta, them ikea hotdogs
dream trip : the catacombs (paris, london, rome doesn't really matter)
anything i want rn : coffee so i can go to sleep already
tagged by : @chaoticjoke tagging : @astrapink , @cowg1rls , @doll1961 / @shesmidge , @earringmagick / @hidesinhiswork , @justkcn , @kennergy , @midfie1der , @nobelbarbie , @onlyallans , @plastink / @story1ines
i am ashamed to admit that i , as an adult that can legally drink anywhere in the world , have found barbie horse adventure riding camp and played it for 3h straight . the graphics back in the day were something else istg , but after 3h of continuously playing , i can guarantee it seemed very similar to the last of us . but playing this reminded me of the games i abandoned on steam like phasmophobia or inside the backrooms or even dead by daylight which i suck at . that being said , if anyone ever wants to play any of these games , or hell , even some league of legends , hmu ! you were all doomed to be not only mutuals but friends , which by default is giving you the green flag for doing stuff occ like playing games and watching stuff .
“he is the dangerous boy with the wild heart and I am the girl who never stops trying to coax the softness out of his shell. he makes me feel free and I give him the freedom to be, to hurt, to feel, to love. his lips taste like thunder and I have always tried to brave the storm.”
— i tried not to love him, by j.h. (via alyxofrp)
#𝑩𝑨𝑯𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑬 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️,️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️an ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ independent ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ , ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️selective ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️and ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️mutual ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ only ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ roleplay ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️blog ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️for ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘢 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️❛ 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦 ❜ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴 , taken ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ from ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙖 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙬𝙞𝙜'𝙨 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙚 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ (2023) ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️and ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ brought ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ to ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ you ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️fresh ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️on ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ the ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ shelves ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ as ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ an ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ this ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ barbie ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ starred ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ in ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ magic ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ of ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ pegasus ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ , ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ nutcracker ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ and ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ more ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ... ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗶𝘁 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘂𝗽 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘁𝗼 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗵𝗲𝗿 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒂𝒔 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒊𝒕 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒐𝒖𝒕, ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒆 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒊𝒔 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒂 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ !
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑠 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑠 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘩𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦'𝘴 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️: ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️url