hi barbies (all genders included) i was thinking about remaking the graphics and so far i have just one thing done. i do want to hear your opinion so here's a poll! below the cut is the potential new pinned!
"It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors." credit
Mature themes. 21+ Only. Independent and highly selective.
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wednesday addams : any addams family canon
robin scherbatsky : how i met your mother
chishiya shuntaro : alice in borderland
joker : dc
daniel atlas : now you see me
gia : boo bitch
venom : venom ..... i like the symbiote okay
anakin skywalker : star wars
shaggy rogers : scooby doo
katherine pierce : the vampire diaries
♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagged by the bestie @edxmunson ♡️️️️️️️️️️️️️ tagging the other besties that come across this ( if you haven't done it already )
there were about a million reasons why barbieland was far superior to the real world; and yet, this barbie too wondered about the world beyond those pink plastic walls. she wasn’t smiling anymore, instead, she took all the information allan was giving her in, nodding her head ever so slightly. " i get it, " she’s quick to affirm and support her friend, though her own mind has been subjugated to peculiar thoughts lately. she wasn’t even phased anymore about the language used by other dolls, it became a habit for such words to be uttered with nonchalance. " but you’re not alone, allan. i think we’re all broken or sick or … " there’s a pause, in which she tries to find the appropriate term ; it was easy to feel the feeling, but not so much to explain it, it seems. " we are simply becoming something else. i don’t think we were meant to stay the same. nothing is. just because we take the same route everyday doesn’t mean it’s supposed to be the same. i’ve noticed recently more dolls seem to have problems with their schedules and everything. but that’s okay. " it wasn’t, because she doesn’t know why that happens, only that she accepts it. but there’s a small flicker for knowledge, a hunger that no pancake could fix. " i think we should take a trip into the real world and see where the journey will take us. we can conduct, as scientist barbie said, an experiment. and, if the conclusions are good for us, maybe the others can join. "
b4rbieroberts asked: 🙶 do you really want to leave barbieland? 🙷 / sidenote but i think allanland should be a thing. i'm just saying....
" YES. " did he say that a bit too quickly ? there's a lot there.
a sigh. he sits down next to barbie , looking out at the painted pink sky. " i mean , i feel like i'd be lost .. but when ken came back , he seemed like a completely new person. i wanna feel like i belong. you've always been nice to me though , barbie. i just .. i'm just so gosh darn confused ! " he threw the d word in there. surely if the other barbie's would hear such a phrase uttered , they'd be disgusted. but he wants to be real with barbie. REALLY REALLY REAL. like , not plastic.
" i think about dying a lot. "
❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜
" as we always do, " a bright smile upon pink glossed lips as she's laying one arm around midge's shoulders, pulling her closer, " when haven't we though? i swear i can't think of even one single moment in time when we didn't accomplish whatever we set our minds to. " and it was all because of midge's presence in her life ; note to the reader, this barbie wouldn't have survived more than a week without her best friend. barbie needed midge in her life more than she needed ken – as atrocious as it sounds, it was true. there were many types of love out there and if barbie had to pick one, she'd always choose the platonic one with midge over the romantic one with ken. doll lovers come and go, but doll friendships last forever.
" have i told you i love you today? because i do, i love you midge! "
i want dash to know that, for some reason, i have finished christmas thematic drafts that i never actually posted for some reason i can't comprehend myself.... should i still post them? that is all & you shall receive memes from this barbie, so beware!
barbie's quick to retract her hands, keeping them unclenched in defense. charlie was right, his hair seemed to have his own personality. but nothing some styling gel couldn't fix. " i'm sorry, i didn't know that. i just thought you were ticklish or something … " she didn't think that far, nor did she ask him – she just went for it. and she came to regret it. but better sooner than later. " okay, we still got this. you take the gel in your hands and rub it while i go search for a mirror. you'll love the final look, i promise! " she barely finishes her sentence and she's already trailing off to another room, to search for the aforementioned object. " there! " she practically yells from the other room.
" i'll hold the mirror and all you gotta do is push the left side to the back and the right side forward to your face. i saw this look in a magazine and i swear it can turn any man into a heartbreaker. "