Does Anyone Else Have That One Childhood Toy That You Really Wanted But Never Had? The One You Think

Why tf is "Loser, Baby" my comfort song now!? I was feeling like shit so I watched the music video and feel weirdly better... Like, at this point, don't hug me and say it'll be okay, call me a loser, say that you're one too, and dance with me!

taking some 1 AM online quizzes bc why tf not... I feel so fucking called out...

The only downside to being single is not having someone to give the valentines from the book of Bill to.

Like come on, these are comedy gold!

Hear me out, Alastor is part deer, right. He has yellow teeth. Deer hate mint. The reason he has yellow teeth is because most toothpaste is mint.

Happy Belated Birthday to Percy Jackson!!!

Meant to post this on the 18th, but it wasn't done.

just found out I can buy a 3 pack of blåhaj plushies on Amazon...

They're $80 though... But there's 3...

Do you have any other flavors of cream cheese? Such as strawberry or jalapeno?

currently only the og, but hopefully furb #3 will be birthed this year so... Maybe one day...

Thinking about the fact that you can buy a paperback copy of my immortal rn...

Was listening to memento mori by Will Wood in my car with friends... One of them told me it sounded like part of the Hamilton soundtrack... I'm confused af how, but like, am I crazy or is he??? I'm genuinely curious.

Just thinking about how I didn't outgrow the "not like the other girls" complex until I had a gender identity crisis...