If It Was Not Clear Already By My Very Existence, I Am A Moron

If it was not clear already by my very existence, i am a moron

This happened like last month but i forgot abt it until just now so whatever

For some context, im allergic to walnuts and almonds and i am lactose intolerant. Ive never had walnuts and my family never buys anything that has them in them, however we have some things that contain almonds and lactose in them. I am also left home by myself a lot

Now, you could probably tell where this is going, but one day i was by myself because i came home from school and i got bored.

Whenever i get bored it is not a good thing i always do something stupid

My mom had bought almond butter dates the day before. So like a totally normal human, i thought "hey, ykw im bored, lets see if im still allergic to almonds!!" (Spoiler alert: i am.)

So i had some, and while i didnt have that bad of an allergic reaction my throat was still very itchy and my chest hurt a little. And so in order to try to make my throat less itchy, i tried drinking milk which, obviously, made it worse

I should also mention we dont have epipens nor do i know how to use one, my parents just never got any

So tl;dr (idk if its long enough to warrant this but i dont really care) I was home alone, eating stuff im allergic to, with no way to stop any reaction if it happened bc im just soo smart

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I have finished the rest of the main 12 participants

I Come Bearing Bidoofs.
I Come Bearing Bidoofs.
I Come Bearing Bidoofs.
I Come Bearing Bidoofs.
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