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Vampire Horse 2: Vampire Horse and The Werewolf Bandit.

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currently maybe possibly single-handedly crashing whatever servers eton hosts its archived student newspapers on because me and a friend are getting obsessed with a single outspoken prefect from 1883

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

girl you've been running through my mind all day

I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

God, what have you done

You're a pink lizard girl and you dance at the club

Do you prefer your potions with or without pulp?

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle