I Somehow Say The Word Egg So Wrong That Every Time I Do Conversation Must Fully Stop In Order To Discuss

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

I legit thought the song Death of a Bachelor by Panic at the disco was called Death of a Badger, and was about a dead badger, reflecting on his sad and lonely life. 

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….

[Seducing You] I made pasta.

I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

I now have, to the best of my knowledge, at least 7 first aid kits. Will this number of first aid kits contain the downfall of the chaotic energy exuded as I live life so precipitously? Eh, prolly not. But I have space bandaids now!