That "freaking Illusionists" Part Had Me Read The Old Guy's Lines In William Forte's Voice Lmao

Hold up, how effective would sunscreen be for a vampire? Like, would it dull the sun a little or would it just straight up protect a vampire???

Arm up, lads!

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

Mole interest is going to trend, and then Tumblr is going to steal it and turn it into merch fucking WATCH

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Intrusive Thoughts are unwanted thoughts or images that you find distressing and/or disturbing. 

more information on what intrusive thoughts are!

what intrusive thoughts are: https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

how to cope with them: https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/how-to/how-to-stop-intrusive-thoughts-and-live-your-life/

Necromancy is easy. Getting a skeleton out of its grave is nothing. Getting a eepy girl out of her bed, there's a real challenge.