Not With That Attitude I Will Be

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

and whatever the current percentages are at, use this cmy slider to calculate the color you got

I feel legitimately sad now

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

Okay, so say a person who may be part of it, doesn't like bugs

What then? Asking for a friend

hey trans people

yknow when you’re trans and you are just having a trans time and transitioning all over the place ok the cis people have stopped reading at this point. at 9:45 change into your insect costumes

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

Y'all ever having a real good day, and that one, singular, inconveniencing thing happens, like stubbing your toe, and your whole day is in tatters?

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

PUT PALESTINE BACK ON THE MAP