The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”
The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”
“So what would you like to eat?”
“I’ll just take the fries.”
The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?”
The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”
After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.
The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”
The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.
The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:
“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Credits to “Eats, Shoots, & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation” by Lynne Truss
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this was so fucking stupid
As the Borderlands Twitter community has stated, Harlowe must yell "TRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT" while using her action skill.
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OP I think you should lock those doors and windows because that is 100% a threat
Someone sent this to me I think it was a threat
Lavender ain't got squat on my Dragonblast, just saying
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slammed all the locks,
death calls my name,
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