Am I Not To Believe Robotnik Was Bending Stone Over Every Desk In The Pentagon? What Are We Doing Here.

sonic movie 1 stobotnik!!

SPOILERS FOR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3:

To all the stobotnik ff authors out there, can someone pls write a fanfic of Stone coping unhealthily after Robotniks death? Inspired by the posts on Agent Stone's tumblr account on here, I just want to see my little babygirl fall back into alcoholic tendencies (because I'm weird like that and we need more angsty fics centered around Agent Stone) and be depressed about the death of his husboss plssss

Death by Janis Mikhailovich Rosenthal 1897

And as I stare into the abyss,

Of her onyx eyes,

I hear the words

Fall from her lips -

Like honey; sweet and rotten;

Dripping down my throat

They taste of the motherland,

Of home and comfort

Her cold embrace,

Wrapping around my shoulders

A last goodbye,

Whispered into the air.

TW: mentions of SA

Can we talk about how normalized it is to see SA scenes in media (often completely unnecessary ones which only serve to fulfill the perverse fantasies of some random incels), to the point where books with SA scenes are part of school curriculums and everyone just expects you to be fine with it? Because I was just reading a book we're reading for english class rn and we're writing an exam about it soon, when I saw that it had an SA scene (noone warned us about it btw) and had to put the book down because I had a fcking panic attack over it? Like yes, obv my teachers couldn't have known that I have a problem with these kinds of things due to some stuff that happened in my childhood, but they shouldn't just assume we (all of us are minors btw) are just going to be fine with it when they don't know if we might have had experience with that kind of stuff? I do admit, it was very vague and the male protagonist did manage to 'stop it' in time (also in this case i dont think it's a bad thing we got more male SA representation), but I'm personally extremely sensitive to scenes like that and I just have to wonder why we're being forced to read smth like this?

This is such a deep quote and I literally found it through stobotnik fanart

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

Istg if noone wants to write this i'll do it myself (even though i'm superstitious and actually terrified of the writers curse but oh well)

SPOILERS FOR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3:

To all the stobotnik ff authors out there, can someone pls write a fanfic of Stone coping unhealthily after Robotniks death? Inspired by the posts on Agent Stone's tumblr account on here, I just want to see my little babygirl fall back into alcoholic tendencies (because I'm weird like that and we need more angsty fics centered around Agent Stone) and be depressed about the death of his husboss plssss

Chances are 'cause I wear a silly grin

The moment you come into view

Chances are you think that I'm in love with you

Literally how did i recite this in my head immediately wtf

It's always ily and never tidirdmfltavshasiicrtwimawsiftoaopwecamsywmtastmywasf