Some Movies And Shows With Gay Doctors And Their Boyfriends (two Of The Ships Have Both Couples Being

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Here’s what would happen if you were to ask Chase what his pronouns are:

Chase: my pronaurns? Awr naur, we dornt ave those in Aurstrailia, we just ave the ‘Roos and sawmtimes snakes. You Amairicans are too ghay. Also iam from aurstrailia.

Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

Wilson breaks his leg or is otherwise injured in a way that means he temporarily needs crutches or a cane, and House spends the entire time challenging Wilson to running races

At first, House always wins because Wilson isn't used to having mobility aids, which House is incredibly smug and annoying about (it also means he can successfully run away from Wilson whenever he tries to have an earnest conversation about feelings). But then Wilson gets more comfortable moving around and it becomes an equal playing field. They are both massively competitive about it

It only stops when they get to work at the same time and House challenges him to a race from the hospital entrance to the elevators. Right as they start, House turns to sweep Wilson's crutches out from under him to trip him up. Meanwhile, Wilson was planning the exact same thing, so when House lunges at him, Wilson is lunging too and they end up smacking each other with their mobility aids and sending each other crashing to the floor in a heap, further fucking up both their legs (and potentially injuring themselves in fun new ways) in full view of Cuddy, who saw it all unfold from her office

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Wilson: House I desire you carnally

House: *Intense stare*

House: The cardinals… *Quickly runs to the patients room*

House: Do you have any Cardinal nests near your home?

Patient: *coughing blood* What?

House: Answer the question

Wilson: (standing alone) sigh

jack did, in fact, want will to profile a gay serial killer

saw the template on twt and thought abt them

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