This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

because i know y’all will appreciate my creation 🖼🧎‍♀️

jujutsu kaisen pound town

MDNI!! CW: pls don’t read this if you don’t like porn links (also working on my masterlist)

Toji Fushiguro

Feeling his big length

Have him pound into your ass

Riding him in the living room of your house

Treating you like a slut

Fucking you into the sheets

Loud enough the neighbors could hear you

Satoru Gojo

Riding him in front of a mirror

Car sex with him

Sucking him off in his bedroom

How you guys first met

Pounding into you in the middle of the living room

Move night turns into fuck night

Geto Suguru

Slapping your ass from behind

Finger you in the morning

Fucking you in the back seat of a car

Fucking you into the couch

Using no protection

Eating you out

Choso kamo

Riding him reverse cowgirl style

Needy in the morning

Wearing a school girl uniform for him

Fucking you while you play the game for him

Letting him cum inside

Finger you

part 2 lol

so apparently it's really fucking hard to get into the SAS. and ontop of that I've been getting tiktoks of people going around an army base asking why they joined. most responses were to pay off student loans, bills, school, (someone said there's was 6 years of prison or school and *mental note for idea*), the recruiter lied or spoilt them, barracks bunny.

141 (poly?) x notsobaddasssoldier!reader

and now i can't stop thinking of soldier!reader. who really half-assed their way through everything - only doing the job for the money and to pay off student loans + they had nothing better to do.

who somehow ends up being adopted by Price (kinda like Gaz i guess ???) all because reader happened to be in the right place at the right time and saved Price's ass while managing to complete a mission the Task Force were doing.

and it's not that you saved his ass or completed the mission that makes Price go *this is mine* - it's the fact that afterwards all you can say is-

"this shit is so not worth paying off my student loans."

"oh fuck i forgot to cancel my subscription. fuckk- waste of fucking money"

- all the while a building is burning in front of you but yeah just not at all concerned about what had just happened. so price just *grabs you by the back of your neck and holds you up, claiming you as part of his task force now.*

(lol you probably can't do that irl but this is fiction sooo suck my ass.)

and laswell's just like no... they are very much still green john. way too green. no.

but it's too late. he's already introducing you to the task force. singing your praises and you're just like

"man he promised to pay off my student loans and give me food." basically how ur recruiter got ya ass.

enough said. you get the whole off the books speech, saving the world by doing things others wouldn't like. but u couldn't give a rats ass - you should but nah...

and like... you know you're the rookie... you're still green... but some of the shit 141 do you just...

"so you just gonna kidnap the wife AND the child...? right... kid, you wanna watch bluey? here..."

"and you do this often...? crazy."

but you don't exactly protest. how could you with how much you get paid. you kinda just side-eye and look away when it's geta a lil crazy. *bombastic side-eye*

and the other 141 guys - oh my days. become just as enormed as price and want to start really trying to amplify your skills. but every time, they start explaining how to do things - the best way to go about a situation or how to fight a certain way.

you pull this face. like your top lip pulls back, your eyebrows scrunch together, and there's a slight frown on your lips as they speak. like you look confused/disgusted. but you don't even realise cause-

"why're you pulling that face?" 141

"that's... that's just my focusing face..."

"oh..." 141 feels bad

then when they do take you in feild you're shaking your head no. like you haven't been around that long. what the fuck? now you're bout to infiltrate an enemy base!?!?!

"can i just wait in the car?"

"no." price

"i'm gonna vomit."

"aim at the enemy." ghost

people think that because you're suddenly in this badass task force that surely they're just using you for your assets.

they all think you're the 141 barracks bunny. and maybe you should be pissed or annoyed or grossed out. but all you can do is sigh and pause from the burger price got you, and let out a long exhale.

"fuck... maybe i can just do onlyfans or be a pornstar... shit maybe it's not too late..."

"military is bascially sex work - selling my body..."

"not that different from what i'm doing now. body being used, check. body sore in the strangest places, check."

your tone so empty, blank and nonchalant, but there's a serious look in your eyes that when you grab your phone out to maybe do a little research on how you could do that, your phone is snatched from your hand by one of the guys and they walk out the room without a second look back.

with an annoyed huff, you go back to eating your burger. but suddenly, you turn to the person who genuinely thought you were a barracks bunny.

"hey you think if i be a barracks bunny i get out of missions and shit?"

"...that's not how it works..." rando.

"fuck."

and maybe you try...

like you go to price's office and the guys are already in there, chatting about something that you should really pay attention too but you can't be assed. instead you unashamedly start to speak...

"if i suck ya'll dicks can i get out the mission?"

"no. you still have to join." gaz says amused

"even if you-" *que long sigh from price* "even if you suck our dicks."

"that's fucked up. i should've done porn."

and with the most hurt and broken-hearted look on your face, you leave the office, closing the door with a dramatic sigh. the guys just stare at the door in... confusion, amusement, and maybe arousal if ya'll dig that

idk man just gimmie more soldier!reader who just really ain't the fucked, there for money, lowkey hungry and doesn't know what the fuck is happening. kinda a pet or little sibling energy that the 141 love.

bonus*

"wait so they aren't sucking our dicks?" *soap says getting slapped in the back of the head by ghost

a/n: brain is rottinnggg. i should be doing so much other shit but... cod just consumes my brain 24/7

18+ MDNI

“Ahh... so fuckin’ tight... You ok, love?” he asks while panting above you as he feels the resistance of your walls while he’s halfway inside. 

“ ‘s so big, Si.” you breathe out as tears prickle the corner of your eyes. 

“Fuck! You're clenching too hard!” he grunts at the vise grip of your warm walls around his throbbing cock followed by a low chuckle. 

“I... I can’t help it, Si.” you hiccup, holding onto him tightly as the wide stretch stings your inner walls. 

He grabs the back of your knees and hoists your legs up on his broad shoulders.

“Just let go, dove. You can do it.” he coos, pinching and rubbing your puffy sensitive clit.

“It’ll fit, lovie. Don't worry.” he groans, clutching the pillow beside your head and thrusting his hips into yours. 

“That’s it. Attagirl.” he praises as he feels you loosen up a bit while sliding in deeper and deeper. 

You gasp out while digging your nails into his biceps as the aching pleasure increases. 

“Told you, dove... this pussy was made f’me... so perfect.” he murmurs while kissing you softly as he finally bottoms out deep inside you, his leaking swollen tip reaching your spongy cervix and you moan at the burning, yet delightful sensation. 

“Hmm... can we stay like this for a while?” you hum while batting your lashes at him so sweetly.

“ ‘course, love. As long as you want.” he agrees before leaning in for a tender kiss. 

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (2022-08-21)

“Am I good enough?”

The answer is yes.

Oh wow 😳👍

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Michael B. Jordan as Erik

WARNING: SMUT, 18+

Masterlist

short fic 🤍

“ Okay Erik. If i workout any longer you’re going to make my legs go numb. “ You say while laying on your workout mat sweating.

“ You should be used to this by now Y/N. I’ve been training you for 6 months now. “ He says squatting down beside you shirtless.

“ I know but it seems like every day you get more extreme. “ You say chuckling.

“ But i got your body looking like you want it to right? “ He says smirking at you.

“ You right. Can we call it a night please? “

“ Alright. Rest day tomorrow and we’re back at it Wednesday. “ Erik says standing up and grabbing your hand to pull you up.

“ Okay. See you then. “

Erik is your 34 year old personal trainer for about 6 months now. He’s a beast when it comes to working out. You could be working out for 4 hours straight and he wouldn’t be exhausted. You always thought he was cute but never pursued him because you only had a goal to get your body right.

30 mins later you get home and decided to take a bubble bath to clean yourself off and relax your sore muscles. You get out of your bubble bath, dry off, oil up, and slip on a silk black night dress. You poured yourself a glass of red wine and laid on the couch. You started to scroll on TikTok and came across a video of a girl pranking her boss by sending “ Body Party “ by Ciara lyrics to him. You laughed when you seen that he fail for it and thought of doing this prank on someone and Erik popped up in your mind.

You went to your messages and typed “ The things i wanna do to you.. “ and hesitated before sending it. Once delivered popped up you quickly locked your phone and laughed nervously at what you just did.

20 mins go by and your phone dings. You unlocked it and read the text..

“ Wrong person Y/N. “

You laughed at the response and thought to yourself if you should keep this going. You sipped some wine and replied..

“ My Body’s calling you.. “

“ Don’t start something you can’t finish. “ He replies.

“ I’m having so much fun with you.. “

“ Bet. “

You typed in “ It’s a prank lol. “ But didn’t notice that you didn’t press send before locking it. You went to your sink and poured out the rest of the wine in your glass and washed it. 20 mins later you started cleaning up the area you were laying in on the couch and getting ready for bed and all of a sudden your doorbell rung. You looked at your clock and seen it was 12:30 AM and was wondering who it could be at this time of night. When you opened your door, your heart dropped when you seen Erik standing there in a black tank top and grey sweatpants with his dreads hanging down.

“ E-Erik? What are you doing here? “

“ What? You didn’t think i would pop up after that text? Every time i’m training you all i can think about is bending you over and hearing you scream my name. “ He says walking in and making you back up.

“ Wait what? You didn’t get my text saying it was a prank? “ You say with flustered cheeks.

“ Prank? “

“ It’s a lyric prank. I was using Body Party by Ciara lyrics. “

“ Well prank or not.. “ He says while closing and locking the door. “ I want you and i know you want me too. If you don’t, tell me to stop right now and i’ll go. “

He says while looking at you and taking off his tank top and tossing it on the ground. Your eyes fell to his muscular keloid covered chest and arms and you couldn’t take your eyes off of him. He then dropped his sweatpants and your eyes widen from the pipe between his legs. Your mouth watered at the sight of it and he lifted your face up with his finger under your chin and your eyes connected with his.

“ Still don’t want me? “ He says with lust in his eyes.

You looked at him briefly before standing on your tippy toes and kissing him. He smirked and kissed back while putting your arms around his neck and picking you up with your legs around his waist. As you both made out, he carried you to your bedroom and threw you on the bed making you chuckle. He helped you take off your dress and bit his lip once he seen the sight of your body.

“ Even sexier than i imagined.. “

He says before leaning down to kiss you again. You giggled and held the side of his face as you both started to make out again. He slid his hand down between your legs and begin to rub your pussy and in between your slit. You moaned into his mouth and started to grind your pussy against his fingers. He slid his fingers up and started to stimulate your clit in a circular motion while groaning into your mouth as he felt you reach down and jerk him off slowly. He pulls away from the kiss and turns you on your stomach and brings your ass up to the air and smacks it. He spreads your cheeks apart before stuffing his face in your wet pussy.

You begin to moan as you felt his tongue slither between your lips and slide across your clit. He begins to suck and slurp on your clit making you moan louder and almost lose your arch.

“ Fuck.. you’re eating me so good.. “ You moaned with your eyes closed.

He had moaned in response and smacked your ass which made you even wetter against his tongue. He releases your clit and goes up to your ass and lick all over your second hole. You moaned and giggled as you felt his wet muscle lick all over your tight hole. He leans up and you turn around gave him a sloppy tongue kiss before pulling him onto the bed. He laid on his back and watched as you laid in between his legs and jerk him off with one hand.

“ It’s so big and heavy.. you want me to taste it? “ You say while looking at him seductively while massaging his tip.

“ F-fuck.. yes. Let me see how deep that throat goes. “ He moans before biting his lip.

You spit on his hard member before inserting him inside your mouth. His mouth begin to slightly drop as he felt and watched as you deep throated him. You begin to suck and stroke him at the same time making him groan and lay his head back against the bed. You were sucking him so good that moans continuously flew out of his mouth. You popped him out of your mouth while moaning and you jerked him off briefly before inserting him back in. He picks up your hair and holds it in a ponytail with both hands and begins to bob your head up and down on his dick making his tip hit the back of your throat. Spit begin to fall down onto his pelvis because he was going so deep.

“ Shit girl.. this throat is so fucking good. You’re being so good to me baby.. “ He moaned as he continued.

He bobbed your head somemore before holding it down and making you gag a little. He removes his dick from your mouth and you cough and moan before leaning down to suck on his balls. He started to moan as he felt you suck on his sack while gently bobbing your head. You popped them out of your mouth and he pulled you up by your neck and tongue kissed you despite your lips being wet. As you both made out, you straddled his lap and he moved his hands from your neck to your ass and sat you down on his dick. You both moaned with your lips still attached to each other and you begin to ride him. With your hands placed on each side of him, you begin to throw it back on him while moaning and he smacked your ass multiple times while watching you on top of him.

“ That fat pussy is taking my dick so good.. this is better than i imagined.. fuck. “ He moaned before biting his lip.

You moaned in response and he brought you back down to him and put your arms behind your back and held them down as he started to pound up into you making you scream out into his shoulder.

“ Fuck! Oh my god right there! Don’t stop! “ You moaned out loudly.

He was pounding up into you balls deep and you couldn’t do anything but take it since he had your arms pinned behind you. He had finally slowed down and you both breathed out heavily while moaning from that intense penetration. He let your arms go and put his arm around your waist and flipped you both over so he was on top. He had laid you on your side with lifted one leg on his shoulder and started thrusting into you while reaching up to massage your breast. You moaned with your head thrown back and eyes closed.

“ Ooo shit.. you’re so deep. “ You moaned while reaching down to put your hand on his hip to slow him down.

“ Move that fucking hand. I wanna see that pussy leak. “

He says before moving your hand and letting your leg rest on his shoulder. He leaned down and grabbed you by your neck, lifting your head up, and starts pounding into you making your mouth drop. His face was close to yours and he looked at you as your eyes rolled to the back of your head and your moans struggled to get out.

“ Scream baby.. i wanna hear you scream. “ He groaned.

Finally, your screams of pleasure flew out and you were sure the neighbors was hearing everything. He was jabbing directly at your spot and not even seconds later, you begin squirt which caused your pussy to push his dick out.

“ Yeah.. gimme all that shit. “ He says before leaning down to swallow some.

As you squirted, you uncontrollably groaned as your body seized up from the intense orgasm you were experiencing. He had finished licking you up and you laid there breathing heavily. He turned you on your stomach and hiked your leg up and laid ontop of you as he slid back inside.

“ Don’t give up on me yet.. i’m almost done with you. “ He says as reached under you and gripped your neck and kissed your cheek.

You whimpered and moan as you felt him thrust into your sensitive pussy. He had very high stamina and you knew you could never match his sex drive. He begins to thrust faster and every time he did, your pussy sounded like water from how wet you were. He groaned at the sound of your pussy & he leaned up letting your neck go and pushed your ass cheek up and watched as his dick penetrated the gushiness between your legs. His breathing started to pick up as he felt his nut arrive. He grabbed you by your hip and started to thrust deeper making you moan louder with your head rested against the pillow, after a few more thrusts, he pulls out and groans loudly as he painted your ass cheek with his nut.

“ Fuck.. that pussy is no joke. How about tomorrow night, i take you to dinner? … Y/N? “

He leaned over and seen you sound asleep and he chuckled and leaned down to kiss your cheek. He had got up searching for some wash cloths to clean you both off.

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