New Loser Boyf I Fear

ABSOLUTELY DEVOURING THIS HOLY SHIT I love him and need him🫶🫶🫶🫶

need more smutty headcanon things about zombie matt 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

zombie!matt hcs

(based off of this)

SFW

zombie!matt who… definitely has no concept that he is NOT allowed to be seen by your friends or parents

like he will insist on coming to a family party or something

“matt, you’re DEAD, babe.”

“…oh”

zombie!matt who… is a sucker for cuddles, and in a subby way. like he needs his head between your thighs or resting on your chest to survive.

and since he’s so sluggish and his brain is LITERALLY rotting, he doesn’t really have the urge/power to get up

“you’re squishing me, baby.”

“mm…. no.”

zombie!matt who… will talk about the way he died, but you still don’t understand, since his speech is always so slurred and slow.

“…the… c’ash”

“the what? cash?? like money?”

“..noo”

and speaking of speech, zombie!matt insists you don’t give him speech lessons, but you try anyways

“can you roll your tongue like this? to say ‘r’? rrrruh?”

“..’uh”

“..good job”

zombie!matt who… would wake you up in the middle of the night to take you somewhere

“where are you taking me?” you asked groggily as he dragged your hand through the woods in the dead of night

he’d answer with a grunt or two, pulling you into a old looking graveyard and pointing at a worn down gravestone, reading “matthew bernard sturniolo.”

“holy shit, bernard??” you teased in your sleep induced state.

“ngh… shut.. up”

zombie!matt who… definitely has some problems with his body parts falling off occasionally & needs you to sew them back on.

“hold still and let me sew your goddamn ear on.”

“ouch” he grunted as he squirmed in your grip, dodging to avoid the needle.

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NSFW

speaking of body parts falling of, zombie!matt has definitely had a few times where he’s gone too rough and was in an embarrassing situation.

thankfully you taught him to speak enough, and he managed to tell you

“..need.. help.”

“with what.”

“..sew it back?”

yikes, his dick.

zombie!matt who… goes agonizingly slow because he’s a sluggish zombie, and you hate and love it at the same time

zombie!matt who… prefers you to ride him, you both prefer it since neither of you can handle how unnaturally slow he is

zombie!matt who… also has no concept of volume control, because again, he doesn’t really know or care enough that your parents can’t know about him

loud grunts echoed throughout the room as you worked your hips, bouncing up and down on his cock

you clapped a hand over his mouth as his nails dug into your back while he gripped your waist

“shut the fuck up, matt..” you managed to choke out through the ecstasy “my parents.. ngh- gonna hear you..”

“..don’t.. care..” he mumbled against your hand

zombie!matt who… takes his sweet time with you. half because he doesn’t have the capability to go any faster, and half because he enjoys overstimulating you and watching you squirm.

“god- oh god!” you cried out, loud since your parents (thankfully) were at work

you dug your fingers into the sheets as his fingers pumped slowly in and out of you, brushing your g-spot while his other circled your clit slowly

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a/n - this was so fun to write and ILY ZOMBIE MATT

check out my taglist to be tagged in works such as these, love you!

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TAGS (so far, ONE person, PLEASE LOOK AT THE TAGLIST)

@hoes4matthew

someone yell at me to lock in and write please🙏

can they stop before i start ripping my hair out and crawling on the ceiling

#1 song is Monster... can you tell Zombie Matt is literally the loml?

He's literally all I've thought about for DAYS I'm so happy this is a thing that people like and enjoy now😭😭🫶🫶🫶

I think zombie Matt might litterly be my new favorite thing

zombie matt is also my favorite thing

(should i write more about zombie triplets?)

✮⋆˙ TAGLIST!!! ˙⋆✮

This will probably update if I get other things I wanna write for :3

🌈 - Anything and everything

🧠 - Thoughts and random things

💌 - Anything Triplets

🩷 - Triplets n Friends

💙 - Matt Sturniolo

🧡 - Chris Sturniolo

💜 - Nick Sturniolo

🐤 - Anything Quackity

🎧 - Cc!q

🎲 - C!q

🎀 - Q!q

🧔‍♂️ - Anything Jake Gyllenhaal

🐑 - Jack Twist

🐰 - Donnie Darko

🍃 - Pilot Kelson

📖 - Holden Worther

⚖️ - Detective Loki

📰 - Robert Graysmith

🫧 - Jimmy Livingston

Comment as many as u want!!! ^w^

updated my intro!!!

✮⋆˙ WELCOME 2 MY MIND ˙⋆✮

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#1 Zombie!Matt luvr 》 Scemo ₊○

inbox is open to anyone that just wants to chat or give ideas for fics!!

My special interests are Movies/film, Sociology & psychology and Quackity :33 PLS talk to me about these things!!

I like a lot of different media so don't be surprised if I switch fandoms a sometimesss lol

I am into a lotta concerning things so if I get a lil too freaky and you don't like it just scroll and continue on with ur day thank uuu

I loooveeeee making playlists and Pinterest boards about the things I like and AUs I've made so if u wanna follow them i would greatly appreciate itt!!!

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/31zgd4e4gogftx2iymevh74jitay?si=97188211c0eb48cb

Pinterest: https://pin.it/4nEmiw55C

Posting a lil has given me more confidence to actually interact with people :3 🫶 (rip crippling social anxiety)

But I will probably make an intro thingo again at some point I always delete posts or just disappear for months at a time so don't be surprised if that happens 😭😭🤗

Where are the emo bitches in the Sturniolo fandom bro😭💔

GO FOLLOW MY BFF!!! THEY ARE SUPER INSANO ABOUT VAMPIRES AND ARE SUPER AWESOMEEEE!!!!!!🫶🫶🫶😍😍🤗🤗🤗🤗

Welcome to my brain !!🌙🔮

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Oracle ;' she/they/he *;"

- ;'/ vampirism my love 𖦹°★ AUS !! -;* 18 ": ☆⋆｡

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Hey heey :3 ty for checking this out😭

random things that I think are important: I'll be writing about mostly baldur's gate 3, the lost boys + twilight but I'm hoping to delve into writing about x-men once I'm confident I wont mess up the lore loll ;D also IWTV

I'm honestly not too sure what I'm hoping for this acc lol - I just thought it would be fun to actually lock in and write shit abt my fave things everr ;)) ty to my pookie spoon for awakening me (ive already got like 10 drafts)

headcannons, fanfictions and maybe some crazy cool fanarts :P

DO NOT get me started on the three metaphors for love --- mostly vampirism :3 (please do)

I have crazy weird obsessions with random men (celebs, characters) (i swear i still like women)

i love music, art, pinteresting lol, VAMPIRESS, fortune telling/witchcraft, men

inbox open for whatever !!

hugh jackman hmu

Anyways - I'll keep this updated for when I figure my shit out loll

creds to all owners of the dividers used