Keith, He/Him, Gay-Cis. Huskerdust mainly but also other hellaverse stuff sometimes.
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Oh shit
Holy shit I just remembered that Hazbin Hotel drops this month.
Not ready.
Hear me out
Enemies to lovers but they only pretended to hate each other for social validation and the 'to' part takes way too long that they can't put up with the other's shite.
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THE PENCIL SNAKE LIKE WHEN YOU DRAG THE CREATE POST BUTTON WITH ALL THE LITTLE ICONS
You know, there's no commercial reason Freddy would hold Bonnie like that and now I'm like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Before Forever & Ever - part 4
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- ask me things you want to know about me
- why you follow me
- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about
- a compliment
- make me choose between two things
- ask for advice
- tell me a secret
- things you associate me with
- anything!!!!
A wise man once said,
"Give me three hours to cut down a tree, and I will spent all of it procrastinating."
Read "iykyk" as ice spice wtf help
my favorite tragic yaoi couple is freddy fazbear x bonnie.
i will not elaborate iykyk
Fazpad Raspberry Sweet Rolls
Ingredients:
- 1 package (¼ ounce) active dry yeast
- 1 cup warm milk
- ⅓ cup granulated sugar
- ½ cup unsalted butter, melted
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 eggs
- 4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup raspberry jam or fresh raspberries
- ½ cup powdered sugar
- 1-2 tablespoons milk or water
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Instructions:
1. In a bowl, dissolve the yeast in warm milk and let it sit for 5-10 minutes until it becomes frothy.
2. Add sugar, melted butter, salt, and eggs to the yeast mixture. Stir well.
3. Gradually mix in the flour until the dough forms.
4. Knead the dough on a floured surface for about 5-10 minutes until it becomes smooth and elastic. Place the dough in a greased bowl, cover it with a damp cloth, and let it rise in a warm place for about 1-2 hours or until it doubles in size.
5. After the dough has risen, roll it out on a floured surface into a large rectangle.
6. Spread the raspberry jam evenly over the dough or sprinkle fresh raspberries.
7. Starting from one long side, tightly roll up the dough into a log. Cut the log into slices, about 1-1.5 inches thick.
8. Place the slices in a greased baking dish, leaving space between each roll. Cover them and let them rise for another 30-45 minutes.
9. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Bake the rolls for 25-30 minutes or until they turn golden brown.
10. While the rolls are baking, prepare the glaze by mixing powdered sugar, milk or water, and vanilla extract until smooth.
11. Once the rolls are done, let them cool for a few minutes before drizzling the glaze over the top. Serve warm and enjoy your fazpad raspberry sweet rolls!
This post would give a George Washington a heart attack
Why I suddenly thought "What if... emo transfem Sun? What if her name was... Eleanor?"
Glamrock Bonnie is a flirting master and Freddy dies daily because of it and there's nothing you can do about it
Roxy and Glamrock Chica are Cassie’s mom figures and Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie are Gregory’s dad figures thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Earsoap for genetically modified caterpillars
Local boy abducted by witch. His teeth are now inside out as a result of "Malaria poisoning".
More at 11
EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible
It’s A Date Then
Spent all day drawing the boy. Without his glasses and neck guard he looks like an athlete. Anyway, who bought tickets to THE GUN SHOW?
Doodle I found in my notebook
Idc if it breaks my phone, do it.
reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers
@somerandomdudelmao
I completely forgot about these files I did a while back in April/May. It was supposed to be a sequence of 4 drawings (but I lost motivation for the other 2 lol) of some Leo angst/comfort. I'm still proud of these drawings in a sense and I think it shows how much I've improved. I don't even use this brush anymore lol. There's not much I would change about it them except some of the line art and placement/removal of things.
#austinpowers #mr.evil
Golden Freddy, who has Michael: Seems the tables have turned again.
Springtrap: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Found some art I didn't post.
So here y'all go.
(The thoughts in Stolas's brain read: Octavia, Blitzø, FU Stella, Politics, The Sex.)
The duality of art
Say um- Have you... Slept at all recently. Or watched anything weird?
Wtf I've been seeing the girl from The Ring in the corner of my vision lately.
Why is there metal grinding in my head.
Couldn't find anything on Google, so I'm hoping the neurodivergents know what it is.
Måneskin, Fronnie, Rottmnt, Huntlow.
All of which live rent free in my head.
They never leave.
Ever.
You can't tell me this isn't canon
It just is and there's no escaping it.
Night journeys tend to be long, and Chica doesn't like to be bored so she'll talk about anything that goes through her mind.
(I'm just very fond of the Hanna Barbera-like style of Freddy and Friends on Tour and would pay to see a show like this with more variety in its episodes !)
Anyway, I wanted to try the style, except I added Fronnie (without Bonnie :( )
hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
Noooo
I don't wanna be sad
New theory on what happened to Bonnie that I came up with just now at work:
So, hopefully we can agree that it wasn't Monty. The claw marks couldn't be from him because he didn't have his claws until after Bonnie went missing. On top of that, it's stated that he regularly doesn't show up for performances. Why would he do that if he was so desperate to take Bonnie's place?
Near the start of the game, Vanessa tells Freddy that if he screws up again, he'll be replaced by Monty. So what if Bonnie was doing something management didn't like, and someone took it into their own hands to have him decommissioned, but make it look like an accident so that they wouldn't have to give a reason and let the secret get out.
Maybe folks were starting to catch on to the fact that the animatronics are sentient and capable of having feelings. Like love for example...
In the room behind Bonnie Bowl, you can see all the stuff that would have previously been in his dressing room before Monty took over, including fuck tons of Freddy merch. This includes a poster signed with "You and me forever and ever, love Freddy", which is covering a hole in the wall, a hidden tunnel directly to Fazer blast. Freddy also mentions that he doesn't go to Bonnie bowl anymore because of how much he misses him.
What if someone started to notice Freddy and Bonnie's feelings towards each other, and realised that if people found out the animatronics were capable of emotion, that would bring up a whole load of ethical dilemmas. They were more willing to get rid of Bonnie becuase Freddy is the face of the company, so whoever it was, they lured Bonnie into Gator golf to kill him because that way it could plausibly be an accident, or they could make it seem like Monty did it.