:(

STOP I CANT😩🤚

Hear me out. Let’s change Radioapple and Huskerdust to MorningRadio and StripPoker

Its finally happening, now it just needs to spread

Wait I'm lost where did this pigeon thing come from?? Why do you grab them?

i had a pet pigeon named "shampoo" for around 5 years, who sadly passed away around april last year

so i grief her death by catching random pigeons off the street (i let em go after holding em for a bit)

so yeah TLDR; this is me coping the loss of my pigeon

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if people are gonna ask, i might get a new pigeon in the future? but its simply is not the time yet

Angel Dust: *walks into bedroom*

Husk: We need to talk.

Angel Dust: Okay. About what?

Husk: You need to remember to keep some songs out of the “family friendly playlist!”

Angel Dust: I am careful!

Husk: oh yeah? Because I went to play the Cuppy Cake Song it didn’t play. Ya wanna know what did play instead? *plays song*

Angel Dust: *trying to figure out how that song got on the family playlist*

Husk: ANGEL! If our kids start listening to this, I don’t want to imagine what that will do to them!

Fat Nuggets: *dancing to the music*

Husk: Thanks for proving my point Fat Nuggets

I love how Husk's like "Oh shit, what the fuck do I do I've never done this." And Angel's just "oh you poor sinner"

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

*Husk's phone is ringing* Vaggie: Uh, Husk? "Daddy" is calling Charlie; Wow, Husk, I didint know you and Angel were there yet. Congratulations! Husk,staring directly at them with a deadpan expression: Hey Al Charlie and Vaggie: *chokes* *Later* Angel: YOU TRAITOR !!!

You’re a loser, baby~ 🎶

I'm pathetic. I'm lying in bed, hugging the firmest pillow I have wishing it was someone else. Why bother, I'm not going to have it. I cannot show affection, I don't know how. No one's going to love me. Friends like me out of pity. I am a misfortune upon myself. Had I a gun, I wouldn't be writing this. I'm not lasting til 24, by my ways or hands. Placing my bet here.

Probably something biblical.

Like "God's forthcoming" or something like that.

Now I'm curious... if Jigsaw had a Twitter (or X 🙄) account, what do you people think that would be his username?

Gay but convinced he's straight.

the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test