so incorrect sfm quotes, huh lol @incorrectsmileformequotes
btw this has me absolutely living
Saeran: I’m going to take you out.
MC: Okay! It’s a date.
Saeran: I meant that as a threat.
Idk I was bored
Zoe Murphy: “One time my brother tried to yank away my ‘towel hat’ and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain. “I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried. Boys.”
Jared Kleinman: “If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.”
Evan Hansen: “Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might get hot or something but because it’s mean”
Connor Murphy: “My sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god I need somewhere flat to write’ and I said ‘how about your chest’”
Alana Beck: “Julius Caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part”
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Darry when Dallas got let out of jail early for good behavior:
James: What state are you in?
Damien: Constant anxiety.
Sam: Denial.
Erik: Perfection.
Matthew: Illinois
Izroul 🖤
Pure & innocent cinnamon roll