Ahhh, Rod Benedikt Widdensov, You’ll Always Be My Fave

I want a baby (crack)

Part 2

Lancelot Kingsley

Sirius Oswald

Ray Blackwell

Fenrir Godspeed

Edgar Bright

Jonah Clemence

Blanc Lapin

Oliver Knight

Harr Silver

Bouns:

Amon Jabberwock

Damien: hey, bro, what do you want to eat?

The Demon Lord [In Matthew’s head]: The souls of the innocent!

Matthew: a bagel!

The Demon Lord: No!

Matthew: …

Matthew: two bagels!

Evan Hansen, in a nutshell

Evan: *looks outrageously uncomfortable and guilty*

Jared: What the fuck is wrong with you dude

Evan: *mumbles something and tears start in his eyes*

Jared: What was tha-

Evan, putting his face in his hands, he’s fucking crying: I RAN OVER A SQUIRREL, OKAY??

Jared: *falls out of chair*

looks fondly at beach

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

wtf

mcyt twt: trends hashtags every other week

mcytblr: starts a fucking political revolution within the community

Quick Hamilton Facts

Y'all need to realize that:

Lafayette is YOUNGER than Hamilton by a couple of months.

Aaron Burr is about a year older than Hamilton.

Hamilton had an older brother, James Jr. Hamilton

Angelica once BITCH SLAPPED Jefferson so hard that Jefferson would sometimes refuse to go to events if he thought Angelica was going to be there.

Jefferson also feared Eliza because of this incident.

Lafayette was the last of the Hamilsquad to die in 1834.

Lafayette was rumored to have an affair with Antoinette. Leave the affairs to Hamilton.

Aaron Burr died 2 years later in 1836.

Peggy died in 1801.

This means that Eliza lost her father, her husband, her son, and her sister from 1801-1804.

Angelica only lived 10 more years after Hamilton died.

Eliza forgave Hamilton BEFORE Philip died.

Eliza liked to tell stories.

Anytime anyone tried to apologize to Eliza for Hamilton’s death (Monroe, Burr, etc), she would scold them.

Lafayette had couldn’t dance to save his life. Marie Antoinette knew this and made fun of him by inviting him to a dance.

Aaron Burr remarried in 1833 and they remained together until his death.

His wife’s name was ELIZA.

Aaron Burr was the lawyer in Maria Reynold’s divorce procedures.

Aaron Burr AND Hamilton WORKED TOGETHER in 1801 for a murder trial.

Monroe tried to duel Hamilton over the Reynolds pamphlet only to be stopped by BURR.

Aaron Burr sucked with money.

Aaron Burr tried to created AMERICA 2.

THIS WAS ONLY A 2-3 YEARS AFTER THE DUEL.

HE THEN RAN AWAY TO ENGLAND.

SERIOUSLY WTF BURR.