“We Only Came Close To Dying Six Or Seven Times Which I Thought Was Pretty Good.”

darry: how did this happen so quickly doctor: well the appendix was probably burst from pressure during sex *zoom in on ponyboy* darry: DURING SE–

saw the original image this morning and literally could not stop thinking about this if i tried

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

Au where everything is the same except the puppet is a Custom Furby Habit made

reading letters from 1818 is wild

“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon

Rod: Shit the fuck up.

Rod: Shut the up.

Rod: Shut your fuck up.

Lucette: It's okay, take your time.

Doctor Habit and puppet Habit ;w;

fanon interpretation of aph england went from “uwu omg bottom boy cute anime guy x3” to “absolute rat man. he smells like moths and has arthritis” and nothing will ever be funnier to me than that

does anyone remember the hetalia egirls because,,,

im thinking of opening up shop again