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The Clemence Brother’s pouty blush

Reblog if you agree

weather: *rains*

v: is this my fault

bug: *flies*

v: is this my fault

jumin: *breathes*

v: is this– 

the rfa:

im fuCkING SCREAMING

LUKA ACTUALLY CARES FOR JONAH

👏 GOD 👏 BLESS 👏 THIS 👏 EVENT 👏

THINGS MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LAFAYETTE

-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited

-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape

-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand

-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it

-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old

-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened

-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education

-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people

-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart

-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions

-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle

-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”

-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young

-a ginger

-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”

-had to sneak out of France

-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him

-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution  (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington

-orphan

-told Washington he was his lost father

-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it

-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic

-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody

-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead

-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol

-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need

-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)

-fought against death penalties

-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies

-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes

-actually told people he was American

-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America

-had his own room at Washington’s home

-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it

-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point

-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”

-was only 19 when he left for America

-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)

-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit

Rubeus remus arthur molly ronald fred hermione bill charlie george percy nymphadora alastor collin oliver minerva filius regulus andromeda ted hedwig buckbeak thestral anglia potter, you were named after all the people, creatures and vehicles whos merits and love we had yet to recognize when your mother decided we should stop at four children. sorry kid

America headcanons

• Joined the circus once. He was a clown of course.

• His biggest dream is to fly a blimp.

• Owns two Alexas to prove it to everyone the government is spying through them.

• Has a framed dollar bill in his home office. He won't tell anyone why, just that no one is allowed to touch it.

• Owns a box set of Family Guy DVDs just to burn them once the show finally ends.

• Only magic he's capable of doing is the continuous handkerchief trick. This thoroughly disapoints England.

• Surprise visits Germany every month at a randomly selected date because besides England he's the easiest to pester.

• Is convinced the White House is haunted by Martha Washington's ghost. Forwhatever reason why no one is sure.

• Also convinced he saw Elvis at Walmart once.

• Dad jokes. He's got them memorized.

• Speaking of dad, he dresses like one.

• The type to have cheesy and really bad novelty mugs that barely uses.

• Legally required to finish singing "I want it that way" after starting.

• Back in the 90s he made goat cheese for a living.

• Please don't make him say "its right here" or "over there". Stop making fun of him when he says it like "its righ' heyuh" and "ovah theruh" :(

• He's teaching Russia how to skateboard. It's going as well as one would expect....

• Orders sxx toys in bulk and sends them to France's [government] office; the only place he desperately tries to be professional at.

• Every gift giving opportunity he ALWAYS gives England a cookbook.

• Passive aggressively does his paperwork. There is no other way he does it.

• Owns a bouncy house. Blows it up and jumps in it when he's sad.

• Claims he's in a cult. Is actually stuck in a time share.

• Owns a police light that he puts on his car when he gets a call concerning nation business. He does the wee-woo sound himself.

• Always wins the ugly Christmas sweater contests.

• A real pro at Hungry Hungry Hippos but strangely sucks at Solitare.

• Do not bother him at 1AM. That's his eat peanut butter straight from the jar and play splatoon time.

• By the state of California he can legally officiate a wedding. Well anyway that's how he officiated a wedding for a couple of dogs and how technically it's legal because he might have given those dogs not only American citizenship but also social security numbers and everything else. Who gave this man access to these things!?

• Signed China up for a dating website intended for the single elderly.

• His favorite ice cream may be butter pecan but he'll always say the best flavor is cookie dough.

• Makes his own butter. Does not call it butter. Calls it smooth milk.

Luka: *pointing out the highest shelf* Can you get that for me?

Jonah: You do need me in your life after all.

Luka: I can replace you with a stepping tool.

Here is another from @incorrectikerevquotes that I absolutely loved. I started this before Kyle’s release… but it was timed so well! Thanks again for making me laugh!

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WHY DOES SOMEONE KEEP LIKING MY REBLOGS PLS STOP IM SCARED WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU FIND ME

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here