Azaraelaxelus - Azaraelaxelus

Nothing will make me laugh harder than Hozier spending an entire verse of First Time being like "my life was saved by the beauty of a bouquet of flowers, do you think flowers realize they're dying once they've been cut? How cruel we are to end the life of something that spent its entire being striving for the simple joy of feeling the sun. Isn't it crazy how they give it their all, trying desperately to be alive and to, if not stave off death, then to go out with beauty and knowing you have nothing left" and then finishing the verse by going "anyways" as if he just said that to you like, in line at the grocery store

...okAy maybe he's a bit evil but he DIN'T BOINK THAT TREE. this is SLANDER and DEFAMATION!!

bilbo was 111 years old and still doing that

The Amazing Devil

Available on my etsy

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

This sucks so bad I need to [remembers that suicide jokes only worsen my mental health and make those around me uncomfortable] run until I begin to understand what holy men really mean when they speak of sand and sons and seams and symphonies and sweat and sex and sin

wait for Skywind to release

wyd after taking this

nothing feels better than finding the word that fits perfectly for what you're trying to describe

writing really is just googling synonyms. that's it. just a constant carousel of "I used this word two paragraphs ago, what is another word for this word"

so real. And the best part is it stacks too :D

So you're like. Always internally (or externally) screaming and trying to think about something else except it all always comes back to that one embarrassing moment (or two) (or very many)

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.