WELCOME TO THE AWKWARD CANNIBALS LUNCH TABLE 💥

there are only two genders: men called tim and men called willis

I love my little lad! I love my little homunculus!

happy happy clanky❗️❗️

bruh my friend so bad at answering his phone . ts pmo💔💔

my epic dwindling lifespan

sending pictures of me drunk and crying with a gun to my head in response to every job rejection email i receive and the subject line is stuff like "this is your fault" "i will be haunting you" etc

Gay people

I've never met one

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits