Avorythesparrow - 👾•🍃avory🍃•👾

it’s annoying when you’re in a fandom but none of your friends are in it so you just suffer by yourself

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

swagever

thinking of my tumblr mutual who referred to war and peace as ‘wap’ today

i forgot i had this account lmao

love how my otp’s have the dynamic that they flirt by insulting each other

well im back in on my ninjago phase

These are so fun to make