Do you mind if I invade your personal space and curl into your arms?? Can I fall asleep against your chest?? Pretty please??
im having a blast rereading the ouran manga..... cannot get these boys outta my mind.
Tim, undercover: I'm Alvin.
Dick, also undercover, popping up behind him: I'm Simon!
Jason, also also undercover, ominously leaning down from over their shoulders, looming and using his deepest voice: I'm Theodore.
SIEIDISIZJSJDHSHHSHEURIFISKWNEHD
oh to have someone gently caress your scars with so much love
bedtime stories on the nemesis
Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-
Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Steph:
Cass:
Damian:
Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan
Bruce: what? It's not-
Jason: It has sliding doors
Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-
Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank
Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids
Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-
Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.
Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!
Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce
Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!
Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game
Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-
Cass: Recital
Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!
Dick: I thought it was a tank-
Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!
Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*
Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-
Duke: yeah I know how minivans work
Bruce: It's not-
Bruce:
Bruce: oh no.
Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for
Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.
Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?
Damian: Seconded
Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving
Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me
Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?
Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?
Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.
Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom
soooo
do you wanna hold hands? and kiss? and go to museums? and walk along shores? and take hikes? and read books together? and watch the stars come out? and watch sunsets? and learn new hobbies we can share? and encourage each other’s interests? and let me run my fingers through your soft hair? and bake things in our kitchen? and steal kisses along with brief adoring looks? and sketch together? and go on many cute little dates? and hug so tenderly? and trace gentle patterns over eachothers skin? and have movie marathons? and getaway weekends? and play video games together? and and and
"Sorry, but I have no intention of going back to being just friends."
Whisper Me a Love Song Episode 12 - Mizuguchi Aki & Izumi Shiho
I love her so much, I don't know what to do with myself.
24They/Them ; He/HimTransmasc EnbyI like girls + DemisexualAutistic
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