Latest Posts by australopithecunt - Page 2

When I started listening to a podcast about 4 dad's in dnd I WAS NOT READY TO HAVE MY HEART ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED (I'm not ok)

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Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

i don’t think any medication at all especially not ones to manage chronic conditions should be more than like $2. but that makes me insane i guess

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist

AQUA Sense of Wonder Penguin Parent-child set

REY WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU START RUNNING A SATIRE ACCOUNT OF OUR SHITTY UNI PRESIDENT (the GAs would love that shit lmao)

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

I have this reoccurring nightmare where I order an extra cheesy pizza and I end up with THAT one instead. You know the one. Worst dream I've ever had, I hate-order ten pizzas every time I have it.

Hey let’s not lie to ourselves and act like the shit with Elon is funny even in a way where it’s ironic. He genuinely doesn’t follow any societal rules and lives like a godking this isn’t a laughing matter and don’t let him think it is. This is some seriously dark shit and we need to kill him. If you kill him I’ll slop you good

As someone who taught U.S. history, I always made sure not to mince words when it came to the U.S. and the variety of governments that the CIA helped overthrow, nor the atrocities they condoned due to their inaction (particularly Latin American tragedies because that's what I was writing my senior essay on). For more information on CIA involvement within Central and South America I would recommend the Massacre at El Mozote by Danner which discusses the hushed massacre of a small community in the Los Altos (now split between Guatemala and mexico). Alternatively, Mexico Beyond 1968 by Pensado and Ochoa is a great read which was utilized for my paper. Also, keep a lookout for "The Dictators Balls: Rafael Trujillo and U.S. Dominican relations by Moulton , which is currently under peer review and examines the usage of golf tournaments by Dominican dictator Trujillo to broker deals with American diplomats. Additionally, for some primary sources you can access the LITEMPO and PB SUCCESS collections in the nsa archives for free, as they have been unclassified and released online for public view.

wait….are any americans aware that the cia overthrew the democratically-elected premier of iran in 1953 because he wouldn’t concede to western oil demands….and how that coup was the reason for the shah’s return to power, the iranian revolution, and the resulting fundamentalist dictatorship…..like, america literally dissolved iranian democracy and no one knows about it???

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

You don't want none pizza left beef??

I have this reoccurring nightmare where I order an extra cheesy pizza and I end up with THAT one instead. You know the one. Worst dream I've ever had, I hate-order ten pizzas every time I have it.

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

beefing with your boyfriend’s newest kid

what do you mean this isn’t how polnareff and iggy’s first meeting went down

I'll never forgive the jojo fandom for making jotaro the dolphin man. HE MADE HIS THESIS ON STARFISH HIS OFFICE IS FILLED WITH STARFISH HE READS ABOUT STARFISH IN FUCKING SDC "bbut he wore dolphin pins during part four!!!" GUESS WHAT HE WAS WEARING HEAD TO TOE DURING PART SIX. I HATE YOU.

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(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

cake 🎂

based on this LOL

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

STOP PUTTING DIO IN THOSE BIGGEST TIDDIES POLLS!!!!! THOSE BOOBS DO NOT BELONG TO HIM!!! DISQUALIFY THAT PASTY BRITISH BITCH!!!!!

JoJo bizarre adventure : Breaking Wind

Saw this and couldnt stop my self not drawing this sgbdhdhdhd on my phone while homework

Jotaro: What do you have?

Atom Heart Father: A KNIFE

Jotaro: NO!