Balbo Licekins (ship Name)

i’m so fucking mad bc half the “good among us owners” don’t even have fucking spaceships for their among us and if they do they’re not ventilated properly, they have no imposters because they want to “keep their mongus safe” like okay they’d be safer in the wild but whatever

My gay historian ass remembering valentines day is just a commercialized evolution of lupercalia bc the Roman's executed two guys with the name valentine on Feb 14th in separate years, and that it can literally be anything you want bc modern valentines day in itself is a reimagining of a reimagining of a brutal fertility festival.

People will say they hate valentine's day bc "it's too commercialized" but say halloween is their favorite holiday w the same breath. It's the color pink all over again 😑

recovery sensei

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

Reblog if you'd fuck Mothman

au where bakugo’s parents are divorced and his birth father was guy fieri

Existing is bonkers bc my parents fucked one day, I was born, and now I have to do taxes

how have we not killed this website yet