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i love paying for education

I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

Interning in a highschool when your 18/19 is fun because

1. I get mistaken for a student alot and got yelled at by a teacher today until they saw my visitor badge

2. Kids are terrifying, last time I was here I saw a student smack the shit out of another student with a notebook

3. I know where 3 things are on this campus and I'm too afraid to ask where anything else is

4. I'm going to get beaten up by a child

Omg my favorite bird blog knows ab warriors cats, the crossover I didnt know I needed

ASHFUR IS BACK??????? HUH?????? (unless theyve added a new cat incel)

yeah :(

One of my students referred to Zac Efron as "zaddy" and I feel like I should be entitled to financial compensation