Australopithecunt - The Biggest Haw To Ever Yee

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

this is the biggest damn 10yo i’ve ever seen. the hell are they putting in school lunches nowadays.

the songs you listen to at ages 15-17 will rip holes into your heart when you listen to them again later in life.

Teachers: I’ll be productive today after school.

Teachers after school:

My first art fight attack, hehe :)

Here's a link to my art fight account!: https://artfight.net/~mustarrgh

OC cred: https://artfight.net/~karigwuh

STOP PUTTING DIO IN THOSE BIGGEST TIDDIES POLLS!!!!! THOSE BOOBS DO NOT BELONG TO HIM!!! DISQUALIFY THAT PASTY BRITISH BITCH!!!!!

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work