I Love You Fics That Stay True To The Character I Love You Fics That I Open And Say Oh He Would Say That

the two fanfic moods

Goal: write short one-shot

me: Instructions unclear, have written over 3000 words with no signs of the plot wrapping up

or

goal: write long multi-chapter saga

me: 100 words, take it or leave it

tobirama: i’m 50% murder, 80% gay and 70% a hero

madara: that’s 200%

tobirama: i’m twice the man you’ll ever be

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

tobirama: so what kind of jutsu are you kids coming up w these days

naruto: in one i transform into a woman with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doh-

minato: it’s called [lists off 15 adjectives and 2 verbs, does not mention what the jutsu does]

naruto: also i can transform into At Least 12 hot guys at once

tobirama: guys what the fuck

I’d be happy to share something from my slowly growing catalogue of stuff 💙

end of year WIP meme!

send me a 👀 and i’ll post a snippet of art/writing that i never got around to finishing this year (r.i.p)

T: “You will be acquiring the Tailed Beasts for a price.” H: “Not for free?” T: “Shut up!”

“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it’s the author’s kink.”

— ancient proverb (via sule-skerry)

Just wanted to quickly say thank you to all the people who liked and reblogged this, especially the ones with little messages/comments in their reblogs/hashtags! Reading through the funny and nice words really brightened my day when I was battling with the start of an art block, so thank you sm! 💙💙💙

MadaTobi Week 1

“Explain this, Hashirama. Now!” feat. little, grumpy Tobirama because he got caught by the stupid furnace chakra man

MadaTobi Week 1 Prompts: Madara wins/Tsukuyomi AU OR Magic AU De-Aging OR Hidden Injury

My first entry in an event 💙 and it’s for @madatobiweek. It’s super nice that it lasts for a whole month this time

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I think I’ll reblog some of my art because you have to scroll soooo much to even see it :< because I burried it underneath so many text posts and other stuff

Hashirama: Just be yourself. Say something nice!

Madara: Which one? I can't do both.