THEY DID IT AGAIN

Every time an actual person reaches out to me for a job interview instead of just making me go through an AI scheduling process I feel like Princess Diana which is honestly sad

especially w my outfit boards vs my actual style 😭

Me ^

I love shaving every inch of my body, using all of my body butters and serums, using glitter body oil, and putting on lingerie under the shortest skirt I own knowing that I’m still not getting fucked despite the effort—

Grief🧚‍♀️✨

Can we get Mammon and C, D, and J for your event please! Having a blast following you!

𝙷𝚒𝚑𝚒! 𝚂𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐! 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 ~.~

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

When Mammon cums, he cums boatloads. He doesn’t masturbate often so it always has time to build up. It’s more thin than average but not to the point where it’s watery; definitely easy to swallow. And if he knows you’re going down on him he makes sure to eat right so he doesn’t gross you out, he’ll chug an entire jug of pineapple juice if he has to. His favorite place to cum is inside, he loves the feeling and getting to watch it leak out.

D: Dirty Secret

Mammon has a knife kink. He knows it’s not the most taboo thing in the world but the idea of getting to carve his name into your skin makes him light on fire. He’d never admit this unless you brought it up, he’s worried he’ll scare you away.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Mammon doesn’t masturbate often, he prefers sex. But when he does masturbate, he goes all out. What can I say, the man loves to treat himself. Soft music, tingly lube, fully naked on clean sheets. Mammons not one for self pampering but he knows his fucking horse cock deserves it

Sick + crying = can’t breathe

𝒩$𝓕𝒲 𝒜𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓔𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝟹𝟶𝟶 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜 ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑! 𝚃𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞, 𝙸’𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𝚃𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢, 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝙼𝚎 (𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 >:( ) 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝟹 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠!

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

D: Dirty Secret

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F: Favorite Position

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

**𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢**