I Used My Cat To Wipe My Tears Cuz I Thought It Would Be Funny But I’m Allergic To Cats And Now My

Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝓡𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚋𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚜

‎♡‧₊˚ 𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚊 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚏 𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚞𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟼 𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟹𝟶

｡･:*˚:✧｡𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝚛 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝙸𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜

♡⸝⸝𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊/𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟶 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝/𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐

⋆｡ ﾟ ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ ☾ ﾟ ｡⋆ 𝙰𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝙸 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚎. 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎

°˖➴𝙱𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜, 𝚖 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜

Went from crying about the people I love leaving me to thinking about how Josh Hutcherson would sound whimpering for me in 10 minutes

When I was little I didn’t understand the difference between Betty White and the Queen of England I truly thought they were synonymous

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝓜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ 𝓛𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓕𝒾𝒸𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚝

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝒟𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙾𝚏 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙾𝚠𝚗 - 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖𝓛𝒾𝓁 𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚝

…I used to be a first chair saxophone but I dropped it because I didn’t think I looked pretty playing-

Every time I get a YouTube notification and it’s not WDAPTEO 2023 I wanna cry

A, D, and N with asmo ?

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Definitely very sweet. Always goes ‘fuck I was amazing…oh right, you were amazing too!’ Cuz he’s a little dork. But he’ll run a bath for the two of you to share and gently massage the aches out of your muscles as he does so. Though he does have a habit of starting round two once you both are in the bath-

D: Dirty Secret

Asmodeus is pretty much an open book, there’s not much he would choose to hide from you. He’s a very kinky man and you know and accept that, he feels comfortable telling you anything you wanna know…but there is one thing he’s been a little anxious to tell you about. He has a bit of a thing for humiliation and though he’s usually a top, just one time he’d like you to put him in his place in front of everyone

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There’s not much Asmo would say no to, he’s open to trying anything at least once but I don’t think he’d ever want to hit you in the face. He’s fine with everything else but the thought of damaging your pretty little face makes his skin crawl

SOLOMON WOULD TELL YOU TO RUN

HE WOULD-

AND THEN HED BLOW YOUR BACK OUT AGAINST A TREE

…fuck I think I have to come out of writing hibernation and write a feral Solomon smut fic..