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We are witnessing the grotesque reality of the martyred Palestinians and thousands of their massacred children being written off as mere afterthoughts. The way western media outlets steadfastly refuse to call the Israeli aggression and onslaught for what it is, which is genocide and ethnic cleansing, is just another way of dehumanizing Palestinians. 

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Reminder that the US bombed Iraq a day ago. Reminder that this attack has killed 16 Iraqis, many of whom were civilians. Reminder that Iraq has already suffered enough at the hands of US imperialism, that to this day it’s recovering from the aftermath of being defamed to the world as terrorists, from its cities being destroyed under the guise of “exterminating ISIS” (an echo of Israel decimating Palestine to “exterminate Hamas,” interesting), that the US has so many ulterior motives to continue encroaching upon Iraq that have nothing to do with their seemingly noble rationale, and that it does all this while funding Israel’s ongoing genocide of Palestinians (which are basically doing their dirty work of pushing further in on Arab territory). It’s jarring that this is all happening on a world stage & yet nothing is being done to stop it. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine.

Obey me Hogwarts AU headcanons

Basically the title, only doing Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, and Beel bc their the only ones I can think of which house they belong to. For each HC, MC will be in their house. 

Lucifer

Obviously Slytherin.

Is the house prefect.

Will get perfect scores on all his exams.

Will get into the ring on the Apparition test on his first try.

Will bully first years when he gets the prefect badge because of his authority. MC being the other prefect would tell Lucifer to go easy on the kids.

If MC and Lucifer were dating he’d most likely help the first years for MC because he doesn’t want a puny brat talking to his lover. The first year would end up running away saying things like ‘Never mind, I can just do this by myself’ and ‘Oh I forgot Professor Solomon asked me to do something for him’ because Lucifer can be very scary

Would sometimes skip class to go make out with MC.

Favorite subject is Charms.

Mammon

Gryffindor because of how reckless he is and how daring and brave he is to steal stuff, because that is something I can’t do.

Will beg MC for help on tests, MC obliged bc their nice.

When he takes the apparition test, he doesn’t move a single bit and ends up failing.

When MC ends up becoming Gryffindor prefect and he doesn’t he’ll be all pouty and jealous. But when he see’s the other Gryffindor prefect all jealousy is forgotten and he always follows you on your prefect duties, to make sure the other prefect doesn’t do anything to you.

Favorite subject is Transfiguration.

Satan

The book boy is Ravenclaw? Never expected that.

Is Hermione Granger, but more cynical.

Just like passes Lucifer, he passes his apparition test on his first attempt.

Would be a very strict prefect. Is basically Percy Weasley but doesn’t constantly clean his badge and doesn’t think that just because he’s a prefect doesn’t mean he’s all powerful.

MC and Satan: Bookworms (MC is a bit toned down on books compared to Satan)

Satan is basically MC’s study-buddy. 

Favorite subject is potions.

Beelzebub

The precious baby is a Hufflepuff.

First day at Hogwarts. Will eat almost everything at the Hufflepuff table. Maybe even the plates if he’s really hungry.

Is not the prefect, but neither is MC. 

Will sneak into the kitchens at night, and the house-elves love him, they’d even remember when his birthday is to give him a giant basket full of food.

Will get splinched on the apparition test, (most likely because he was hungry and wasn’t focused on the location of where they were supposed to apparate.)

Favorite subject is Care of Magical Creatures.

THE 7, I mean 8, DEMON RANGERS!

Who are destroying more of the city than they protect…

language is really telling. palestinians die vaguely, but israeli’s are specifically killed. palestinian little girls are called young women, but israeli little girls get to be called the children that they are. pay attention to the words being used. you might not even notice it’s propaganda you’re reading.

Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years

You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque

It’s happens almost every single year

Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people

But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously

Almost

Every

Single

Fucking

Year

And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose

And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza

All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan

The dark urge and young lady Orin

The double standard 🤮

Also when israeki diaper force snipes 4 year old, media says "accidentally a stray bullet found its way into a 3-4 year old young lady"

I just wait for the day when israel has to pay for everything it has done. We will never forgive, we will never forget.