NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"

NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"
NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"

NOTORIOUS BARTENDER Z LAO ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHES A VERBAL STORM ON PAPARAZZI: "F*CK OFF!"

Surprise, surprise! Z Lao, the fiery bartender from one of the hottest celebrity hotspots, found themselves on tape once again, unleashing a torrent of profanity that would make even sailors blush.

But wait, there's more—in a shocking twist, they managed to snatch an innocent paparazzo's camera right out of their hands. Cue the chaos as all four paparazzi present attempted to reclaim it, but alas, victory eluded them. It took the intervention of two bystanders to wrestle Lao into submission as they defiantly declared, "I'll f*cking destroy your sh*t!" Witnesses say this mantra echoed like a broken record.

While Z Lao might not be winning any popularity contests with the paparazzi, there's no denying their magnetic pull on the high-profile nightclub crowd, who can't resist the allure of the bar, even if it comes with a side of drama.

Nepo baby Russel Grier, interviewed just outside the club last night, responded with laughter and some slightly intoxicated swaying when asked about the recent incident. "They're badass. We love them. In this f*cked up place with you f*cked up people following our every move, Z's got our back."

Chalk it up to the alcohol talking, my lovelies? We all know the paparazzi play a crucial role in keeping people like him relevant (cough cough nepo babies), so we won't take those inebriated words to heart. After all, you've got our back, right?

If you're feeling the love, show some by voting, sharing, and commenting on our social media pages 'PinkCelebTea'.

Stay fabulous, XOXO.

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