Not Only Do I Still Have Them. I Still Listen To Them.

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 15, 1902

I made the mistake of deleting a lot more than cookies. I was being so careful, but I think I need someone to babysit me whenever I go into regedit these days. I feel like I'm becoming obsolete. Think I'll go eat a cookie.

It does not matter how fast you go as long as you stop at the red light.

Auilox

500 likes!

If that ball was red, his head would just explode. 🤯

Keep your eyes on the ball

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Squirrel having time of its life

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I can truly see this. It's a horror movie in my head.

Corporations be like

“If it takes one woman nine months to make a baby. Then surely 9 women should be able to make a baby in one month”

“Actually nine women would cost too much, let’s hire four women and get them to do the work of nine.”

“The four women aren’t working to the deadline and it’s now costing us too much. Let’s get rid of them and hire two men and one unpaid intern. Surely that will get us the results we need!”