It's Your Right As A Pedestrian To Cross The Street Whenever You Feel Like It

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

I'm full of wrath!!!!!!!! haha just kidding. I feel pretty ok

*in a fight* you’re just jealous that my blood gets to go wherever it wants and yours is stuck inside your stupid veins

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

hands (gay subtext)

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say