Experts Are Saying It's Fine Man, And They Recommend That You Chill

“you know she’s insane right” why do you think i’m obsessed with her

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed