If I Got Carried Away By The Harpies I Would Accept My Fate Because I Respect Women

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

i’d say i’m normal and obsess a normal amount.

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say

ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage