Well, You See, The Thing Is: (instead Of Finishing My Sentence I Curl Up Comfortably In Bed And Go To

are you obsessed with me? were you obsessed with me? will you be obsessed with me? when will you be obsessed with me?

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

a woman will be a literal ray of sunshine and post things like "normalize evil women" unprovoked

its not inexplicable to me. i could explic it.