Ive Noticed A Trend Of A Lot Of My Problems Being Traced To Me But Lets Not Imply Causation Here Folks

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

they call me vague as hell the way i. well…..um. You know

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

damn girl there is something very wrong with you! I am captivated and intrigued by your distressing aura and your rabid charm.