Anime Producers When Deciding Where All The Budget Should Go:

“Hey man, it’s cool! I’ve seen your junk before.” 

Hearing someone say your favorite anime out loud

When You Accidentally Get Involved In A Shipping War

I posted this 4 months ago and I couldn’t find so I’m re-posting it so y'all can see my sin.

But if he has a bit of everything then he has nothing original

Dear Lance,

You are kind like Hunk

You are hot headed like Keith

You are smart like Pidge

You are take-charge like Shiro

You are determined like Allura

And you are dorky like Coran

So while you may think

The truth is

You just have a little bit of everything.

Who ever made this clearly forgot that toffe beat the entire magic council alone why is this even a question

This is reblog also like if you ship Jarco

Starco Shippers after “Just Friends”:

Jarco Shippers after “Just Friends”:

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary

Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out

Star: ight

Janna: AYO BITCH WERE BRING A CLOWN BACK FROM THE DEAD

Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth

Marco: ITS ALL GUCCI JACKIE JUST ASKED ME TO THE DANCE

Jackie: hi

Star: sweg

LATER:

Marco: cologne is good

Janna: *is there*

Cologne: *on Marco's ass*

Marco's ass: *smacked*

Dick: out

Star: we need shit for our seance

Marco: I don't care

Doorbell: *ring*

Marco: FUCK

Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch

Janna: k

Door: *is answered*

Jackie: suh dude

Star: ocean

Jackie: thanks

Marco: hi jackie *is hot*

Star: take me now

Janna: flashlight

Jackie: u look good @marco

Marco: A+

Janna: smell his butt

Star: *hoe side activate*

LATER:

Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now

Janna: shut up

Glossaryck: meat noses

MEANWHILE:

Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious

Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date

Marco: nice

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: still jelly

AT THE PARK:

Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa

Jackie: this taste like shit

Marco: I hate myself

Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself

Marco: thanks??

Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass

Marco: gross lets do it

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk

Glossaryck: hoe don't do it

Star: *lurks*

Glossaryck: oh my god

Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just

Skateboard: *breaks*

Star: there we go

AT THE PARK:

Jackie and Marco: *kiss*

Blood moon: sweaty:)

Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go

AT THE SEANCE:

Ludo: sup bitch

Star: why

Ludo: give book

Star and Ludo: *fight*

Jackie and marco: *show up*

Star: *fucks up*

Spell book: *is stolen*

Jarco: *canon*

Starco tears: *out*

i THINK EARTH IS A PreTTY GREAT PLACE

OMG!!!

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever

*opening theme*

*Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*

Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!

Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS

Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!

Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*

HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME

Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!

*recycled animation sequences*

Chat Noir: M'LADY.

Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire

Chat Noir: *terrible puns*

Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.

HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!

*fighting*

Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?

*thinly veiled use for the item appears*

Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.

Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--

Ladybug: LOL BYE

*credits roll*