Yeeeey, This Is Sampo ,'3

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

Capitano face speculation

Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab | Honkai Impact 3rd v7.9 "Stars Derailed" Promo Artwork

Someone is too excited here💥

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

there's something about this light cone that has been driving me wild and clown bonkers for a good while and its the fact that the animated version of this picture has different lines than the light cone description

and those lines, where sparkle is acting for sampo, makes him ask "where did you hide my mask?" to which she answers "what do you mean, sampo, isn't your mask right there on your face?"

which seems to be sparkle being silly but. this bears this assumption that while sparkle fully believes that she sees a mask on his face, sampo has a different mask entirely, which could, indeed, just literally be his human face. he asks for his mask because his real face IS this red mask we see here ala!aha's masks, which honestly just reminds me of The King in Yellow in the most chilling of ways

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.