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I'm bored at the moment with exams and stuff, so I wanted to info dump on my Skulduggery Pleasent OC Alister.

Helped his family in the circus business, normally subbing in for a trapeze artist during a show.

Was drafted into WW2 before France was occupied while his family was stopped in Paris, he joined at age 20. He met the Major of his squad, Thompson, a Scottish male who had fought in the past in WW1. Thompson was fond of Alister and his stories of France, so they grew a bond with eachother.

Alister got his surge during the war, seeing and hearing things. Seeing the last moment of a soldier before they died, feeling immeasurable amounts of fear and hate. Then he heard the voices, some speaking in other languages he wouldnt of known before, pleading to be let go. Alister had an odd habit of collecting bullet cases and shells, so when he took them, he was inadvertently taking the soul of whoever fell victim to it.

During a long trek to a nearby camp, Alister collapsed due to pain and exhaustion, but his squad could no longer be hindered, so they had no choice but to leave him there. This is the first instance of Alister using his ability, as while he was lying there, excepting his fate, one of the souls of a dead soldier took control, and Alister's body steadily changed to match that of the deceased. The soldier weak, and barely holding onto control, hobbled to a nearby village to get help.

This is info dump No. 1, I just don't want it to be too long

Outré Anima wich translates to Unusual Soul, I really like the name.

if anyone else read too much skulduggery pleasant as a child please tell me what your taken name was/is. mine was ezra glint

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Hey, @willynillynonsense mod here. I’m finally here to drop William off. Sorry for the wait. Are you still up for him hiding out here, or do you think Glitch calmed down enough?

Pond?

Yeah, William?

Do you think I can… have a treat while I’m here?

If you want to have ice cream, ask Atlas.

Well, Atlas, may I?

Of course, we are more than happy to keep him here. What flavour of ice-cream do you want? Is there anything else he would like to have to pass the time? I'm sorry, not many people come here, and I think I'm going insane with just all of these characters.

ALL BENDY FANS!!!

ITS COMING! THE MEATLY AND THE OFFICIAL BENDY TWITTER HAVE TWEETED.

My friend showed me this video from Top Gear where the drive a car around a supermarket and, Richard Hammond's part is how I imagine my William's driving, he doesn't know how he did it but, he did.

Jackie Trade

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The amazing Jackie Trade!!

I feel like I haven't done her the justice she deserves, she's giving China Sorrows a run for her money (and collections.)

I have been listening to Malevolent episode 52 since this morning and only finished it now. I got my live reactions on text to it and bro, I was tweaking through most of it.

@welcome-to-roomba-fazbender