It's Not Funny When You Realise One If Your Teachers Looks Like Neferian Serpine. With A Beard.

Why do you have to kill children

You think that's bad? My stepfather puts ketchup on everything, EVERYTHING.

My papa is a psychopath. This man only eats his French fries burnt. And I dont mean a lil crispy, I mean BLACK. The poor cooks that have to burn perfectly good French fries for this random Irish man. I have to live with this so now u do too.

Wooh! I like this.

Ah yes, duck.

Skulduggery fic idea?

So, it's set after Seasons of War and when Dexter gets together with Razmus. They go to Saracen's apartment to collect his stuff, even though he travelled a lot he still had a main apartment in America. After a while they have his stuff in small boxes in the car and give the keys to the landlord. Before they leave Dexter decides to bring a box up front and look through it while they travel. There are pictures of Saracen in places all around the world, newspaper clippings of stuff that mortals didn't know were magic, and then a small, crudely drawn sketch of all the Dead Men including the departed.

so, idk if this hasn't been said but I have a theory.

SPOILER WARNING for Until the End and Seasons of War!!

So this is for phase three of Skulduggery Pleasant.

So you know all that crap that happened at the end of Until the End (the whole world restarting because of Darquesse and some other dude), would they have control over dimension x? If not, I think I know who the next villain is. So, it is implied that Dexter Vex killed Saracen in Seasons of War due to him being infected by a Draugr, well I don't think he did. He was going through immense amounts of grief already, and with the death of Ghastly and Anton and the stress he was under, he couldn't do it. So he left Saracen there, hoping he wouldn't be killed. And then they left, probably leaving a zombified Saracen. Now this is where my theory gets a bit far fetched, what if they remade Saracen from scratch due to the fact he is in another dimension but, when they do, og Saracen regains a small bit of humanity and realises that the others have left him to die, gets pissed off and somehow makes his way back to the original dimension.

Well, I could leave you in this form for now, besides, William has a special nightmare to try to dispose of in my universe.

Hehe, he doesn't even have a clue about what's about to happen. My little puppet is doing so well, its a shame, what I had to do to poor Vanny. Well, I'll be seeing you William, and I hope your next interaction with Glitchtrap goes well.

Ok, I'm just going to go and get Quincy. There are a few things you should know before I go, he is from a completely different reality. Magic is a thing that lies dormant in some, while others find it, but it is their choice on how they use it. There was a magic war and Quincy was in it. The other stuff, he can explain. Back in a sec

Ahhh. Those were some good cartons of ice cream. I’m ready to get back to chatting with your roommates, @atlas539. I’ll rest here on this couch until you’re ready.

Hm. It’s sagging a bit, but I guess that’s to be expected…

Just after coming home and getting the notification that the first episode of Rogues! Season seven is out AAAAAAAAAAA

Well, I wish I looked that young, I always thought I looked like I was getting close to 60! It just might be the lighting I suppose. But I am way older than I look, heck, compared to me your actual age is seen as young! I'm around... well, I was there during the Wild West and just before America was found so, I would say I'm around 565 years old.

Are you alright? You look a bit suprised?

Well @willynillynonsense , Quincy should be here in a sec, he's just getting out of his work uniform so, I'll leave you be.

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Hi, I'm sorry if I didn't make any noise coming in, still on work mode, William isn't it? It's nice to meet you, Atlas has told me so much about you. They also probably told you my name but, what's wrong with a proper introduction, my name is Quincy O' Callahan.