OK, info on fnaf au (mostly about William) also has some sensitive content, I'll post the non sensitive one later.
Took me a sec.
Elizabeth, Confused: Uhh Uncle Henry what do bees make?
Henry: hm? Honey
William: Yes sweetie?
Everyone in the room:
The last one had me in hysterics
OKAY SO WHAT IF SAMMY HAD HIS PROPHET MIND POST INK, AND SOMETIMES IT TALKED INSTEAD OF HIM AND HE ARGUED WITH IT??
Wally: THE EQUIPMENT NO WORK Sammy: SHUT UP IDIOT Sammy: CLEAN Sammy: NOW
Prophet Sammy speaking, looking at whoever hes sitting next to on a plane: WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVORCE! Sammy, angrily hissing: NO WE’RE NOT!!
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Prophet Sammy: *Looking at Daniels who’s literally expecting* AH I SEE YOU BRING BIG BELLY WOMAN Sammy: *Slapping his own face;* SHUT UP!
Daniels is probably confused, amused, and shocked right now XD
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so, idk if this hasn't been said but I have a theory.
SPOILER WARNING for Until the End and Seasons of War!!
So this is for phase three of Skulduggery Pleasant.
So you know all that crap that happened at the end of Until the End (the whole world restarting because of Darquesse and some other dude), would they have control over dimension x? If not, I think I know who the next villain is. So, it is implied that Dexter Vex killed Saracen in Seasons of War due to him being infected by a Draugr, well I don't think he did. He was going through immense amounts of grief already, and with the death of Ghastly and Anton and the stress he was under, he couldn't do it. So he left Saracen there, hoping he wouldn't be killed. And then they left, probably leaving a zombified Saracen. Now this is where my theory gets a bit far fetched, what if they remade Saracen from scratch due to the fact he is in another dimension but, when they do, og Saracen regains a small bit of humanity and realises that the others have left him to die, gets pissed off and somehow makes his way back to the original dimension.
Well, I could leave you in this form for now, besides, William has a special nightmare to try to dispose of in my universe.
Hehe, he doesn't even have a clue about what's about to happen. My little puppet is doing so well, its a shame, what I had to do to poor Vanny. Well, I'll be seeing you William, and I hope your next interaction with Glitchtrap goes well.
Ok, I'm just going to go and get Quincy. There are a few things you should know before I go, he is from a completely different reality. Magic is a thing that lies dormant in some, while others find it, but it is their choice on how they use it. There was a magic war and Quincy was in it. The other stuff, he can explain. Back in a sec
Ahhh. Those were some good cartons of ice cream. I’m ready to get back to chatting with your roommates, @atlas539. I’ll rest here on this couch until you’re ready.
Hm. It’s sagging a bit, but I guess that’s to be expected…
I think that would be a wise idea, you don't want to open another can of worms and delve deeper.
I hope that in the near future you get the courage to face Glitchtrap, and face whatever other demons are plaguing you.
Well, it was nice meeting you, Mr. Afton.
Well, I hope Charles didn't make you feel any bit uncomfortable. Judging by the uneaten tub of ice-cream you were invested in the conversation.
Well, what would you like to do now, would you like to choose another person to talk to, or do you want to take a break? I'm more than happy to get the next candidate you choose?
Well @willynillynonsense , I do think its time for a short introduction, you will only be talking to 3 people at the moment, because I don't want to overwhelm you or William so, yeah.
So, you've already met the William from this universe and you seem to have gotten on well the last time you both met. So he is option one.
2, is Charles Quill (name not official yet), he, under unknown circumstances was cursed and became a human sized sentient plush doll? I don't know how to explain it. He has 2 forms, ringmaster and clown/jester. He is option 2.
And the one who I said was in a similar situation, Telostare, or Quincy as he likes to be called by some. Maybe even after a while you could meet him.
And then there's me. if you need help with anything, ask me.
So, wich one do you feel comfortable talking to first while you eat?
I'm back on my DnD shite and have started listening to Candela Obscura. Alot of people have icks about it, but I'm honestly here for the characters and oh my god Brennan Lee Mulligan's character has me in a chokehold. I'm honestly thinking of making a character that would fit into the setting. But ye.
Ah, your welcome. You always have to dress for the occa-... if I may ask, did you hear anything while I was gone?
Well @willynillynonsense , Quincy should be here in a sec, he's just getting out of his work uniform so, I'll leave you be.
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Hi, I'm sorry if I didn't make any noise coming in, still on work mode, William isn't it? It's nice to meet you, Atlas has told me so much about you. They also probably told you my name but, what's wrong with a proper introduction, my name is Quincy O' Callahan.
Hello? It’s me. Don’t be alarm by the anonymous asker. It was the only way my signal could get through.
Now, how are you and your little creations doing? Fine, I take it? Glitchtrap seems to have forgotten them, but I know he hasn’t. I caught him sneaking off with a Shadow Bonnie plushie before bedtime. I suppose he takes after me more so than I thought.
Oh. I seemed to have started rambling a bit. Enough theatrics from me, I’ll let you answer. - W
Well well well, we meet again, me from another universe. I apologise that it's me who is answering this, since creator is studying.
* a for [REDACTED] sake!!*
They don't know that I'm here, not yet. I've been having a bit of trouble with my other forms, they have been eager to come out, your lucky it was me. Well I better get going, creator looks like they are about to throw something, come again later!
"Once more, with feeling"Proud Flip-Flopper of Fandoms and occasional artist and writer. They/them
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