If I Had A Nickel Every Time Neil Insulted The Twinyards Height Like He Wasn’t Only A Few Inches Taller

Whenever someone refers to a character as ‘knife wife’ I have to check whether they mean Renee or Inej

Do you think when Kevin said it was easier to be straight he was thinking about what Riko did when he found out Jean was queer?

All For the Game was set in the 2000s, don’t act like they weren’t listening to Avril Lavigne

I love that every throuple ship with Kevin in is just made by taking a couple that are actually together in the books and shoving Kevin in the middle

If Roland has a thousand haters, I am one of them. If Roland has a hundred haters, I am one of them. If Roland has ten haters, I am one of them. If Roland has one hater, I am that one. If Roland has zero haters, I’m dead.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about how in the shower scene, Andrew took off his armbands. He wasn’t scared of getting them wet or anything; he was literally wearing the rest of his clothes, but he knew that he was seeing Neil’s scars so he let Neil see his

I can’t express how much I’d rather die than see Zane Reacher have a redemption arc

I love the idea of Kevin Day doing a reality show for PR reasons. Like imagine him on Big Brother. What about Strictly Come Dancing? Him on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here would change lives. The idea of him doing Masked Singer makes me laugh so much. And I’d pay to see him do Dancing on Ice, because I do not think he would be very good at all. Him doing Traitors would be so funny. Just imagine Kevin Day in the middle of a random British reality tv show please

When Neil said to Andrew in The King’s Men ‘I want to see you lose control’, that’s how I feel about Jeremy Knox