Having One Of The Worst Days Of My Life Just For Flo App To Tell Me I Might Be Feeling Zen Today.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

my pinterest got suspended for NO reason :(

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

by Talos this can’t be happening

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

Date idea: Take me on a picnic and fuck me in missionary so I can cloud watch

WHAT is everyone’s obsession with Henry Winters sorry he’s cool and all but Francis Abernathy is Right There, he’s gay and has severe anxiety, his dad was a rock musician, he’s fucking everything,

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me