Pangaea Was Wasted On The Dinosaurs. Imagine The Railway Network.

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

Date idea: Take me on a picnic and fuck me in missionary so I can cloud watch

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

Her pussy so wet it washed away my sins

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

i hAte being autistic

BREAKING NEWS! white boy playing the violin and whistling in a most jaunty and whimsical fashion

all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever