Makes Real Friends For The First Time In My Life: This Is So Nice. It's Like Platonic Polyamory

Toothless/Nose

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

The Bite - Edvard Munch (1914)

good omens is always a delight to explain to people because you have to pitch it in a way that makes the other person want to watch/read it while simultaneously explaining that the two main characters contribute essentially nothing to the plot

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

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actually while we’re talking about this- mocking a bi woman for having a boyfriend when she should have a girlfriend isnt cool or funny or progressive its really annoying actually