TFP Theory: The Vents

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What I think Team Prime's favorite music is, which may or may not be guilty pleasure for some

He listens to country while alone

Optimus Prime:

Oppi feels a little younger secretly turning on his radio and letting whatever country song play as background music when he wants to decompress.

Beatles. I saw this in another post, and I very much agree that every time the others are on a mission, he puts the Beatles on blast. But only on weekdays, he can't have the kids knowing.

He feels guilty listening to country music because some songs have səxual undertones or swears in the lyrics, but also, he's a Prime. And as Arcee once said, "Primes don't party." But this Prime likes country. And he'll be damned if he can't milk every second of country soundtrack drives.

Ratchet

He wouldn't be caught dead listening to music because he knows that at least one will never let him live it down

Ultra Magnus

Brittany Spears. He'd listen to her music when he's alone and at a low volume because "he's a commander and he shouldn't be listening to music", but he does.

He may listen to a few country songs or sea shanties every now and then, but he mainly listens to Brittany Spears.

If there's a remix he seems interested in, he'll listen to it. Half the time he likes them, and the other half he wishes it never disgraced his audials.

He would never listen to Scream-o or Thrash Metal. He does not like how it makes his audials ring, and Miko blasts that shit.

He only let a Brittany Spears song play in front of others once, and it was when Miko blasted her Metal

Wheeljack

He likes a variety of rock and metal, and he also listens to some old Japanese songs mainly for the melody.

His favorite metal genre is Industrial Metal. An example is a German band called Rammstein, though they do mix a few elements of other genres.

He also likes the hot mess /pos of bands like Queen. The mixing of various genres, especially Opera. The best example of this is Bohemian Rhapsody.

If it's a hot mess and sounds good for what sounds like ten different tunes with just slightly off lyrics (I'm just rambling), there's a good chance he'll like it

Bulkhead

He likes Scream-o and Metal genres like Thrash, Heavy, and Death. It's all account on Miko.

Thanks to her, if Bulkhead decides to play music, it's gonna be loud, it's gonna sound raspy like a smoker of 40 years, and he's gonna jam out while everyone else has to suffer.

He doesn't play it as loud as Miko does, but it's still loud enough for Ratchet to fail to focus and for Ultra Magnus to have a ringing in his audials.

Arcee

She doesn't listen to much. She lacks a radio, so all music she hears is either from June, Jack, Miko's guitar, Raf, or literally anyone else who puts on music via a radio.

She doesn't have strong feelings for songs or one particular music genre. If she likes it, she likes it.

Though if she has to pick someone to blast their favorite music, she'd pick Bumblebee over everyone else. His choice isn't loud or disruptive.

Smokescreen

Soft rock, pop, and hip hop. While he still prefers some old Cybertronian songs over Earth music, he loves to sing along to music he puts on his radio.

He tends to keep it low so he doesn't disappoint Optimus or get scolded by Ultra Magnus. Technically, he never got caught by either of them, he still is scared.

Bumblebee

He likes creators like Lady Gaga and Kesha. Throw in some rap songs here and there, and he's jumping with choreography with purr good vibes.

He would put on literally any song that is nothing but good beats and vibes to him. Prime examples are Cake By The Ocean, Moves Like Jagger, Party Rock Anthem, etc.

He tends to prioritize songs that feel good over meanings, He does know the meanings of some songs, he just ignores them.

Yum.

Need optimus to gag himself under his battle mask (thinking he'll have some alone time) and then end up unexpectedly thrust into a situation where he can't take it off.

Oh wow that's gotta be fun (for us) :3

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I'll probably start with my smutty pics I made and THEN I'll show the rest I wanna share.

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Tysm!! Tbh, that seems very interesting for Ultra Magnus. I like it

Y’all what if TFP Ultra Magnus was like Shuhua from (G)I-DLE while he was still Optimus’ trainee??

Yummers /pos

Eats post

Bumblebee and Grimlock from tf robots in disguise. Everyone has this image of Bee being the workaholic that cant chill cause he has a pole buried deep into his aft. Nobody knows he's taken after Ratchet party ambulance tendencies: which means he's an utter whore, absolutely shameless, but simply knows how to keep it secret.

He starts to lose control once he sees Grim spikes (yep, this big boy has two huge spikes, barbed and knoted) and you cant change my mind. So after getting dicked once he starts to crave it like energon and things from there spiral.

After the mission is over he kinda dissappears with certain dinobot, and next he's seen he's fucking gravid, forges full of eggs and fluid, swollen leaking needy valves and plump teats leaking milk. He took the role of broodmother for his mate with enthusiasm.

yesss that's what i'm talking about!! Bumblebee's a real cockslut, but he just hasn't had any dick in ages! but then Grimlock shows up and he's so big and so eager and the moment he sticks one of his dino spikes into Bee, he's hooked & begging him to shove the second one in as well. he'll be stuffed full, a beautiful broodmamma ready to push out the next generation of dinobots.

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Meet Beutternut. She is an orange gal who works at the biscuit factory. When she isn't panicking and hiding :)

I know they have no relation but heyyyy they both use hammers as weapons!!!!