Still Feels Weird That The Same Band Made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" And "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

Good bot! Also fuck Disney!!

reminder that corporations don't care about you and they never will

friendly reminder that you don't need any diagnosis or disorder to adapt your routine to accommodate you! sit down in the shower. brush your teeth and wash your face in the shower. bring a chair to the kitchen while you cook. use unscented products. your routine should be built for you.

Mines dread

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

no thoughts just creampies

those videos where a guy has his girl sitting between his legs and her legs are spread open while he rubs her clit… that’s me and choso

I assumed this was a joke about Jesus getting checked in an airport before I remembered the crucifixion.

this is making me lose it

Sonic and shadow are lesbians now

image i am in love with